This is a list me and some friends have come up during lunch at are local Jr college
I am sorry if this makes anyone mad but remember this fun
but feel free to post any ideas for better descriptions of what I got or any majors i missed
What your Major says about you
Business: I am the scum of the earth
Liberal arts: I don’t have the motivation to be a business major
English: I am devolping an addiction to “No Doze”
Psychology: I’m too moral to be a business major
Sociology: I hate business majors
Anthropology: See sociology
Economics: I can tell you way you should hate business majors
Law: see business
Mythology: I play D&D or I am a militant feminist
History: I wear flannel shirts and jeans
Engineering: I hate my major but I am greedy will get my through this and mabey even grad school
Computer Engineering: I hate my major and Microsoft tm
Mathematics: I am contemplating suicide
Agricultural: I want to be a real Cowboy someday
Film: I will make Americans face my important social problems by making documentary films that no one will ever see or I want to be able to sleep with desperate 18-year-old blonds until I’m in my 80’s
Pre med: I have no problem making lots of money off the suffering of others
Gynecology: I am a pervert
Art: I hate my parents
Communications: I have full ride athletic scholarship and I’m wasting it on this
Journalism: I will think of college as time when I ate well