Of course, yer other moniker is a “shit boy” abhoration!
Sshhh, that’s my secret MI-5 code name. It’s my cunning plan…
Well, for what it’s worth, it would imply that you have a really good singing voice… 
Those who have gone karaoke with me know the truth.
I’m not innocent, but I am celebant and
act very chaste.
Gorgeous I am not.
You’re damn right we do.
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No Shawna again, <sigh> that’s fine.
When I was growing up Shawna was a unique name. As a matter of fact for the first ten years of my life or so I never met another Shawna, so I was the Shawna of record. Which was cool because I like myself. Now that Shawna has become a bit more popular I have noticed that most Shawna’s that I meet are annoying as all hell. Actually, I usually use my real name Shawna Lanne to post with. It is so campy, southern stripperish that I have fun with it.
No Angela either… but I know my name means ‘angel’ or ‘like an angel’.
It’s a good cover for the real me
Gregs - are really sweet and feel sorry for themselves
Part 1 is OK, but why do you people always have to throw in things like Part 2? And why doesn’t anyone ever follow up my posts? It’s all right though, I’ll just try and try again…sniff
Hmm . . . maybe that explains why people thought I was a girl in grade school . . .
Wow. Whoever wrote this list didn’t go to my high school. Kinda wishing they did, now!
FWIW, I think the OP misspelled Jonathan. Most people spell it as I just did.
And my dad doesn’t match that description at all, again FWIW.
Nor does Michi.
::yawn::
What/ No Rose??
The Desiree I know is short. And no STerling for boys? What year was this book written?
Damn, this thing is pretty accurate.
yeah, I know a couple Jasons that fit that.
Well I don’t think that really fits me, but who’s complaining?
Poor Tasha, but I can vouch for her. She is not slutty.
All in all I think that list was kind of dumb. Except fpr the one about Liam. That one was pretty much perfect.
For the clueless: Audrey was in the movie Little Shop of Horrors, a campy but funny musical where Audrey was Seymour’s (Rick Moranis) girlfriend with a very squeaky voice and blonde hair. Audrey II, however, was a homicidal potted plant. Rent it. It’s good for a dull evening.
::sigh:: Derleth, it was nice knowing you and reading your posts. However, I promised instant death to anyone who mentioned the movie…
Seriously, you would not believe how much amusement it generates among eleven-year-olds to have a classmate with the same name as a giant carnivorous plant.
Audrey, sweetie, you wouldn’t believe how much amusement it generates among 11-year-olds to have a classmate with a name, period… (as I enter three of them in rapid succession :D)
But you did promise instant death…fire when ready!
::ducking out of the way::
Of course, I had the joy of having a last name close enough to “McFly” a la * Back to the Future * than my childhood seemed to be a near constant stream of one person or another knocking on my skull and saying “hello, anybody home?”, so I know where you’re coming from on the whole “instant death” thing…
On an even worse note, my former roomate was also named Ian. Combining his last name (Ally-Seals) with mine–in a slightly inventive manner–produces Ally McBeal. I think I personally shot the first person to point this out, well, I should have anyway… 