I got this in my inbox today, thought I’d share it with all of you:
don’t take offense to this . it’s just for fun:
What Guys Names Mean
Aarons - are ugly but have the best yumuka’s
Adams - are cute, funny and need a bath
Adrians - are usually short and very horny, they watch cartoons
Alans - are shy but sensitive, get screwed over by women
Alexs - are cute and short but very open to corruption
Andys - are nice and sweet, work in the mail room
Andrews - two faced and conceited, become directors, CEO’s
Antonios - have great bodies and beautiful skin, and chicken brains
Anthonys - are great guys and kind to all girls, smell of weed
Arnolds - are losers
Arthurs - hung like a slave and celibate
Bens - are funny and can be real difficult to beat at games
Bernards - light fires and pinch girls bottoms
Bobs - are quiet and unpopular, they eat with their hands
Brads - think everyone likes them… but they don’t
Brandons - are good looking but use girls
Brendans - are quiet and sweet, get beaten up all the time
Bretts - world wide sluts and really insensitive, women love them
Brians - are mean and only think of themselves, no he’s not
Messiah-he’s just a naughty boy.
Bryans - are sexy, but stupid - can’t spell
Bronsens - are annoying and never grow up - have a stupid name
Bruces - stink bad and think everybody else names is also Bruce
Bryces - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you’ll kill them within a week
Calebs - immature in a naive way, drive a Gemini
Camerons - think they’re funny…they’re not, fall asleep during sex
Carsons - are fun to be around and are really sensitive
Chads - are cute, sensitive and very studly - only found in American movies no
real person has that name
Chris’s - have great bodies and have lots of different friends, but are full of themselves
Christians - are very sexy and seductive (think ‘legends of the fall’)
Clarks - are hilarious and always in trouble, problem with ‘jailbait’
Claytons - are very sweet and adore girls, but are very superficial
Coles - nice, funny, and are fun to be around
Cons - lie to women and blow up public buildings
Corys - are funny but ugly, end up running fashion magazines
Craigs - try to fit in - they never do
Cyrils - are, well, Cyrils
Dans - are quiet but funny, but become easily addicted to narcotics
Danes - are weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid
Daniels - extremely funny and will to anything for a shag, will tell you about it if you shout.
Dannys - are loud and funny and crash their cars
Davids - hotties and work out a lot, love girls named Florence
Daves - extremely sexy,always funny,intelligent, good in bed,stylish, trendsetter - ie wankers
Deans - are full of themselves and think with their dicks
Dennis’s - are either very nice to girls or a faggot
Dereks - have great mummies, and blow-up doll collections
Dominics - are hilarious and will do anything to please
Dons - dickheads
Dougs - have greasy faces, drinking problems and warts
Drews - are bad arse losers who never shut-up
Dylans - are horny bastards, who can’t sing
Dwaynes - cool guys to be around if you can handle their name.
Eddies - want too many chicks they’ll never get cuz they’re arseholes
Erics - shy
Eriks - are funny and treat girls how they want to be treated
Evans - are a little slow but sweet, sexy, and model mental patients
Franks - are “different” - missing DNA - favour girls named Lucy
Garths - are sweet but dress too good to be straight
Garys - are drug addicts but are willing to share
Geoffs - prefer golf to sex and war to peace
Georges - are barmen who drink more than they serve
Glenns - are the sweetest guys to start with then turn into dickheads
Grahams - are damn sexy but very hard to understand
Grants - are annoying shits
Gregs - are really sweet and feel sorry for themselves
Haydns - are try hards
Howards - like small breasted women and pornography (doesn’t everybody?)
Ians - really popular but think all the girls want them
Jakes - are shy and sweet but sluts when drunk
Jasons - HORNY!! but so sweet and you can talk to them about anything
Jays - are very sweet when you get to know them well
Jeffs - are really ugly
Jeromes - are gay, but very unhappy
Jeremys - are loud and think they’re all that they say they are
Jermaines - are ugly and make girls puke
Jesses - are unpopular and need to move on
James - are sweet kind and always laughing
Jacks - stupid but hot
Jimmys - are sweet but users, have fantasies of Love & Affection (any
Redd Kross fans out there?).
Joes - have no friends or lives - tend to kill small animals
Johns - are built like bears, sexy but tend to lose their head
Jonothans - think they’re good - they’re shit
Jordans - Are Sexy but weird in bed
Joses - are hot boys with a love of hermaphrodites
Joshs - attractive, like sports, travelling, meeting people and having fun
Juniors - are hotties and are totally good at football
Justin - aggravating but lovable, insecure but successful
Kains - are the sexiest guys alive but very stuck up
Kevins - can never get a girlfriend
Keiths - are good people to talk to when you have a problem - theirs are worse.
Kellens - are very, very … anything you want them to be
Kims - are very understanding and caring, feel lost in Korea
Kurts - can kick anyones arse
Kys - see Kains
Kyles - are hornballs, who eat too many cornchips
Larrys - cute but are wannabe players with big arsees
Laureys - are short and funny looking
Leighs - are girls dressed up as boys
Liams - are loud mouthed arseholes, normally found in rock bands and pubs
Lorenzos - are fine and dress in stolen gold
Louies - are unconventional, wise and annoying Is that good or bad?
Lukarse - are fat losers that date other men
Lukes - seem to be sweet - Luke Solomons exactly!!!
Malcoms - are tallmen who tend to lose their trousers
Marks - wished girls liked them for who they are, not their great looks
Matts - the perfect guy sweet and goodlooking, full of it
Mikes - are very good looking but they’ll do anything for a girl which is totally sweet
Mitchells - are the ugliest dogs and they don’t get any
Nathans - are stupid as hell, and tend to make other feel like they’re there.
Nicks - HORNY!! but really nice - can’t get passed the missionary position though
Neils - Sweet and will do anything in this world for you, like to eat lentils
Olivers - very proper and rich - most likely to lead an army
Oscars - losers, a good name for a dog
Owens - cute guys that are immature, and sing Welsh songs
Pats - drunks, drunks, drunks
Pauls - cool, calm and handsome
Peters- are cuties but very shy, make women feel like virgins
Phillips - are stupid idiots who wish they were cool -
Reagens - are …strange
Rhys’s - had their minds stolen by aliens a long, long time ago
Rickys - are ugly shitheads that everybody hates
Richards - are lions in bears clothing and have more wet dreams that anybody.
Robs - tall and ugly…everybody hates them
Rodneys - as wide as they are tall, as intelligent as they are unique
Rons - dress like AFL Footballers and like to prance
Ross’s - total losers and computer geniuses
Russels - like to play in the leaves
Ryans - short but sexy bodies and even sexier minds
Sams - are wannabe sex machines
Scotts - have serious disabilities
Seans - have small testicles and no friends
Seths - are so sweet to other people but traitors
Simons - are quiet but very simple
Shanes - thinks everybody wants to shag him - he’s a virgin
Shannons - are the most determined and persevering sweeties in the world
Steves - are popular and funny when looked at side on
Stuarts - are droll guys with great arses and suicidal tendencies
Tims - are hot and horny, well worth a shag
Tobys - are bastards
Toms - are cool but can be arrogant
Tonys - are hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around
Travis’s - are fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found
Trevors - are sweet and funny but at sometimes untrustworthy
Troys - are cute and popular
Taylors - are gay
Warrens - are cool, homosexual guys
Wesleys - are great guys and easy to tolerate
Wills - wish they were popular
Zachs - sweet and polite and adorable
What Girls Names Mean
Allison- popular girl’s name. usually stuck-up
Amanda- pretty, but sometimes slutty
Ashley- a nice-girl’s name
Annie- innocent but not gorgeous
Andrea- short girl’s name
Beth- usually bratty
Barbie- stuck-up and full of herself with fake boobs
Brenda- usually pretty, but quiet
Brandy- outgoing and stylish
Betty- shy and chubby
Caitlin- sometimes shy with a good personality
Candy- slutty
Catherine- pretty, caring, and sweet
Cindy- cute but bratty
Debbie- cute and nice
Danielle- stuck-up, but can be nice
Desiree- outgoing and tall
Emily- little and a sweet girl
Elizabeth- a nice girl but a little strange
Fran- old woman’s name
Francis- usually a drag queen
Georgia- sexy and smart
Hannah- plain, but a cutie-pie
Jessica- very pretty, funny, and intelligent
Jennifer- funny with a good personality
Jane- shy but has a good sense of humor
Janet- cute and intelligent
Jillian (Gillian)- very pretty and outgoing
Jocelyn- slutty
Jenna- smart and shy
Kelly- little and cute with a lot of friends
Kristie- tall and athletic
Katie- adorable
Kari- short and sometimes bitchy
Lily- small, shy, and smart
Lauren- a bit strange, but a good personality
Laura- smart, popular, and pretty
Lacey- slutty
Lindsay- cute
Layla- tall and smart. likely to be successful
Martha- old woman’s name
Maggie- little and sweet
Margaret- tall and shy
Michelle- bratty but cute
Marie- romantic and sweet
Mary- sometimes a bitch, but nice
Nicole- bitchy
Nancy- mysterious and shy
Nina- outgoing and friendly
Patricia- nice and funny
Renee- short and cute with a great personality
Rita- tall and sexy
Robin- very sweet and shy
Rachel- athletic and pretty
Susan- pretty and smart
Samantha- stuck-up
Sarah- very nice and smart
Sally- little and cute
Tabitha- mysterious but a good personality
Tammy- nice with a lot of friends
Tasha- slutty
Victoria- very sweet but can be stuck-up
Vicki- sweet, but can be two-faced
Wendy- sweet and fun
