You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
the fuck? Over.
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Smilie and you smilie alone (with my contempt). – missdavis
Excuse me?
…the hell is going on?
“Buffalo Bills? Oh, yeah. The guys that always snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.” --WallyM7
Baking powder?
…do you want?
Exsqueeze me?
ever.
Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway.
…is the name of that stripper with her ass all over Gavin?
I’m sorry? Oh. That would be me.
…is this that stands before me?
Figure in black which points at me…
… is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
…time IS it anyway.
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
And thus, the creation of thine forum known forthwith as MPSIMS was verily justified.
The post below mine will most likely be occupied by LauraLee.
. . . the fuck?
The odds that the bread will fall butter side down are directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
is wrong with you!
…is the meaning of life?
…goes up, must come down.
(And preferably not on my head. I’ve been clunked one too many times as it is, as is evidenced by my assinine posts re the new counter under our names. ::sigh: 
“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank
…is your favorite color?
'cha, whacha, whacha want?