Dork Tower has a nice approach.
If the rapturists are at the corner on my way home again today, I’m going to be very tempted to go up to them and say, “I’ll give you fifty bucks today if you will give me five hundred bucks on the May 22nd.”
I’ll even offer to make it a stipulation that any money they give me go to the Red Cross.
Somehow, though, I doubt any of them would take me up on it.
Weird. An Indiana beer vs. a Philly beer in Chicago. Was A-B’s purchase of Goose Island that big of a hit to the local scene?
What channel is the rapture going to be on. I’ve been trying to find coverage. Who’s doing the play by play?
This is what I want to know.
Seriously, I hope someone, anyone, has an opportunity to video record a few of the believers at the moment of truth and posts it on YouTube. Please imaginary Jesus, make this happen.
If I don’t post after 6 pm tonight you know where I am. In the interim I bought a heap of seafood. I reckon with all those oysters and crabs I can bribe my way into anywhere.
And if you get taken up you’re leaving a load of rotten seafood for whoever winds up sorting out your affairs. I like it.
But I am still here. Luckily the seafood is great. Now I have to talk my wife into eating a dozen oysters <wink wink>
I got my cupcakes! Incidentally, the cupcake shop was giving free cupcakes to people with military ID, in honor of Armed Forces Day.
The Rapture will not be televised.
You dig, brother?
I am back, and have awesome videos of the dragon car and something called the “Regurgitator” which was an entirely irresponsible homemade amusement park ride involving a jet engine. I do not have a video of the Fuck Bike in action, but I have photos, and on the wall behind the bike was an awesome video of the Fuck Bike in action, so there’s that. I’ll try to get these things up in a day or two. I’m going to bed.
Nobody at the party disappeared, as far as I noticed.
Shouldn’t that be, “The Revelation will not be televised”?
We were at a Thai restaurant in Kingston, Ontario, chatting in Esperanto, and no-one noticed. Evidently the Rapture was English-only.
I will say that the Martello Towers scattered around Kingston harbour would make superb anti-zombie fortifications.