It’s a refreshing change, actually. The last several months I’ve either been a weeping, needy, clinging basket case who needs to shop, or a raging, psychopathic hellhag who needs to shop.
But this month, I’m swiping food off of other people’s plates. Then washing the dishes.
Now if you’ll excuse me for just a moment…the kids left their box of Oreo-O’s cereal out here…mmmmm…sweet and crunchy…
Because in the middle of my PMS, I realized that I move five weeks from today. I still don’t have a place to live, and I have no idea what kind of job I’ll be able to find once I move. Along with Tennessee’s budget crisis and the fact that they shut the university summer sessions down early makes me wonder if I’ll have a place to go to school come August.
Oh, and cramps along with cravings for those damn apple strudel bites things from the Kroger bakery.
Big cramps, my excema is worse than usual, and I’m hungry all the time. But because it’s 90 degrees out (a VERY humid 90) I’m also lazy, so I’m not eating as much as I want to.
Oh, and my sister opened her bakery on Tuesday. That means LOTS of free bread products. All the time. I’m in trouble. I think I’ll go eat a loaf of rosemary bread.
While I’m not at the point for PMS right now, here is what has been happening lately.
A very short episode of depression - great fun to wake up cheery then have this feeling of “What is the fucking point” when your pouring food out for the cats. Short but anti-sweet.
Exactly one zit that shows up, is not pop-able and turns into a sore within a day. Just as it finally heals up, it’s time for a new one!
This month, only cramps I’m afraid, which means I didn’t get my usual PMS symptom – horniness. I’ve heard I’m not alone in this (I know, gentlemen, you’ll be happy to do something about that condition).