“Don’t miss out on a chance to be a part of cruising history!
Royal Caribbean International® has teamed up with USA Today to search for the names of the cruise line’s next generation of cruise ships, code-named Project Genesis I and II*****. These ships, launching in 2009 and 2010, will share the title of the world’s largest and most innovative cruise ships.”
While I realize that this is just a glitzy gimick to try to con suckers out of their hard-earned post-tax rent money, I fully feel that the potential exists for some truly entertaining and cathartic entries. Personally, I’ve already staked out the following:
‘Event Horizon’
‘Radial Fracture Room Charge’
‘The Mall Boat’
‘Floating Weight Gain’
‘Waiting To Expand’
‘Indulgance & Entitlement’
‘Torpedo Bait’
‘Virginity’s End’
‘Vegas Adrift’
‘Pricey Towel Art’
as well as
‘Leona Helmsley’s Ark’
The winning names have to end in of the Seas. They want two.
ex: Pantload of the Seas and Geezer of the Seas Dorkfest of the Seas and Stripmall of the Seas Cheesy Resort Hotel of the Seas and All-You-Can-Eat-Buffet of the Seas
I was just going for truly bad cruise ship names. I wasn’t trying to win their prize. The logical name is Chicken Of The Sea. For people that don’t know it’s a brand of tuna.
