Yup. Remember that sweepstakes you entered? Well, the second prize is a yacht – 44 foot twin engine Bayliner with a fly deck, great for cruising or open-sea fishing.
And it’s yours.
What do you name it?
Minnow II
The Mr. Beaumont.
“I got a Yacht, bitches!”
Zee
For sale.
ETA: I thought of typing For Sail, but no I really would sell it.
Highest Bidder
No Reasonable Offer Refused
or
Hole In The Water
Enter Prize
For Sale.
If it doesn’t have sails on it, I’m not interested.
Thaitanic
I would reuse my pontoon boat’s name, The Lucky Dog. so named because our dogs love the water, and also a (an?) homage to the NOLA street food.
The Incredible Hull
Maybe “Springer,” after John Kelly/John Clark’s boat in Tom Clancy’s Without Remorse. I’d have to think about it, though.
ETA: Wait, a 44 foot yacht was second prize? Geez, what was first? 
An aside:
Funniest (to me) boat name ever. I saw a yacht named Perseverance II in a harbor once. I couldn’t stop laughing about how Perseverance (the original) probably had some mechanical problems and the owner gave up on it right away. Yes, I was drunk, but it was funny.
Maybe you had to be there.
The Toucanna!!! Self-absorbed? Me?!? Nah!
That is pretty funny. Kind of like “Indomitable IV” or “Irreplaceable VII.” 
Howzabout, “I got a Yacht, bee-Yacht-ches!” ?
Either Miss Demeanor or Miss Tillie.
The former because I’m oh-so-clever with my puns (so clever, in fact, that I’m sure a million boat owners have beaten me to it), the latter as an homage to Disney Imagineering (Miss Tillie is the name of the boat atop the volcano at Typhoon Lagoon).
Heh. This thread reminded me about how bummed I was to have not photographed the yacht. Well, I searched and here she is!!!
Kinda made my day to see her.
“Howami goingtopay the tax”