Congratulations, you just won a yacht!

Nosmo King

Now You Sea It

Naughtycal but nice

The Seaward

Just don’t try sailing her in the Pit with that name.

PS: Am I the only person who thought this thread would be a warning about the latest Nigerian-email-type scam?

First Draw

“Vanessa Carlton”

“Cuz We Can’t Swim”

Sorry, but you’ll have to settle for Miss Tillie: The Miss Demeanor

Doh! That was going to be my first choice.

Alternate:
Queen Anne’s Revenge

Why Knot?
:smiley:

No, seriously…Serenity. It’s not original, but I can live with that.

Wet Dream

Schyatchtze. Or perhaps “My Other Penis”.

You get to become friends with a really great guy who owns a 44 foot yacht.

Break Out Another Thousand

Questionable Content

A Name So Disgusting I Can’t Say It Out Loud

Nice. :slight_smile:

Wait, I’ve got it: “The Unsinkable VI.”

Biggeren Yoors

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