Mine want me to be cozy and warm in new PJs while I read your posts, to test my normality if your posts leave me wondering if it’s me or them, and to get a job working at home so I can log on and read anytime I damn well please.
Welcome back. You crack me the hell up.
Well, they’re supposed to be based on keywords posted in the thread, but other than “petered out” and “sword”, I have NO idea what they’re picking up!
Mine says, “Are you normal?”
And I don’t care at all for its accusative tone.
I think the cheap cooking apron offer is rather friendly.
And now it’s “Fertility Acupuncture.”
<wince>
PLUS, we can make $7000 a WEEK by typing at home…
hey…
Isn’t that what we do here?
<runs off to ask Unca Cece for her $7000>
btw, welcome back, Mr. Ka! <smooches>
I’m getting a massive ad for humor writing workshops…I’m not sure who that’s directed at, but it’s pretty safe to say that Master Wang-ka doesn’t need any help.
Anyway, welcome back! I always enjoy reading your stories, and I don’t think I’ve ever laughed as hard as when I read the Jehovah’s Witness story, though I seem to recall one about a waterbed that was almost as good. Hmm, I think I have a search to do…
You want to prick me WHERE?