Whatever happened to Master Wang-Ka?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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[QUOTE= Google ads]

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Mine want me to be cozy and warm in new PJs while I read your posts, to test my normality if your posts leave me wondering if it’s me or them, and to get a job working at home so I can log on and read anytime I damn well please.

Welcome back. You crack me the hell up.

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[QUOTE=Master Wang-Ka]
…eeesh.

Are those ads based on my cookies or yours? Mine just want to sell me stuff to make various parts of my body bigger, without reference to gender…
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Well, they’re supposed to be based on keywords posted in the thread, but other than “petered out” and “sword”, I have NO idea what they’re picking up!

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[QUOTE=Master Wang-Ka]
…eeesh.

Are those ads based on my cookies or yours? Mine just want to sell me stuff to make various parts of my body bigger, without reference to gender…
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Mine says, “Are you normal?”

And I don’t care at all for its accusative tone.

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[QUOTE=Miller]
Mine says, “Are you normal?”

And I don’t care at all for its accusative tone.
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I think the cheap cooking apron offer is rather friendly.

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And now it’s “Fertility Acupuncture.”

<wince>

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PLUS, we can make $7000 a WEEK by typing at home…

hey…

Isn’t that what we do here?

<runs off to ask Unca Cece for her $7000>
btw, welcome back, Mr. Ka! <smooches>

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I’m getting a massive ad for humor writing workshops…I’m not sure who that’s directed at, but it’s pretty safe to say that Master Wang-ka doesn’t need any help.

Anyway, welcome back! I always enjoy reading your stories, and I don’t think I’ve ever laughed as hard as when I read the Jehovah’s Witness story, though I seem to recall one about a waterbed that was almost as good. Hmm, I think I have a search to do…

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[QUOTE=Miller]
And now it’s “Fertility Acupuncture.”

<wince>
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You want to prick me WHERE?