What's a "Two-Way"?

Factual Questions
1

In the context of the song “Girl all the bad guys want” by Bowling for Soup.

The actual lyric goes:

So, some possiblities I’ve heard are:

  1. A two-way radio.
  2. A two-way bra.
  3. A double headed dildoe

Does anyone actually know what it means? (The guys in the band, obviously, are of no help.)

Thanks! :smiley:

2

The folk in this thread at h2g2 thought it was a two-way pager.

3

Well, I hadn’t really thought of a two-way pager; however, it doesn’t really seem to fit in with the tone of the song, and why wouldn’t the guy know what one was?

4

I have always heard it was the bra.

I guess only the band knows for sure. :slight_smile:

5

This exact same thread popped up asking about the exact same lyric a few months ago. It’s a two-way pager.

6

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=144124

There is a link in this thread that explains it.
I was happier when I thought it was a bra.

7

Its a double sided thong so its basically up your bum and up your nun at the same time

8

zombie or no

you could then set it to vibrate.

9

According to Urban dictionary, a two way is a thong that goes up the front. in other words…a wedgie + a camel toe in one pair of underwear.

10

It’s Cincinnati chili and spaghetti.

11

So they’re saying she eats like a slob:

12

Yes, a double sided thong, made with ten year old thread.