What's all this then? (fruit contains fruit)

[The_Tao_s_Revenge]

@Cat_Whisperer

Now we’ve cleared up this mystery, maybe someone can figure out what you do with a drunken sailor.

Maybe you’d be drunk too if you saw Chicken on a raft on a Monday morning, oh what a terrible sight to see

[Michael63129]

The title of this thread (fruit contains fruit) reminds me of the silly notices (as allergy warnings) found on some food containers, such as on a can of tuna: “contains fish”, or peanuts “contains peanuts/nuts”.

[Rachellelogram]

Ahhh, the mystical limonut! I thought they went extinct simultaneously with the brontosaurus and Pluto.

[amarinth]

@Maggie_the_Ocelot

My concern is actually with a bunch of bananas I just found. I can’t quite tell if it’s a six-foot, seven-foot, or eight-foot bunch, but I’m pretty sure it contains a highly deadly black tarantula.

Yeah, I don’t have any bananas, not today at least.

[Smapti]

@LawMonkey

Doesn’t anyone have any peaches? I’ve always wanted to really shake a tree.

I’ve heard there’s an island way out in the seas where babies grow on trees.

[dropzone]

Now lemme get this straight…You put the lime in the coconut, you drank 'em both up? Where do baby trees fit in?

[Polycarp]

@Maggie_the_Ocelot

My concern is actually with a bunch of bananas I just found. I can’t quite tell if it’s a six-foot, seven-foot, or eight-foot bunch, but I’m pretty sure it contains a highly deadly black tarantula.

Deo volente, you’ll never need to find out.

[Rhythmdvl]

@dropzone

Now lemme get this straight…You put the lime in the coconut, you drank 'em both up? Where do baby trees fit in?

They should fit nicely over in the corner. Let me see if I can get my aunt to move them there.

[Little_Nemo]

@Inigo_Montoya

Why would someone do this?

Because one is the loneliest number.

But it turns out two can be as bad as one.

[CanvasShoes]

@Little_Nemo

Because one is the loneliest number.

But it turns out two can be as bad as one.

Well, it* does *take two, baby.

[Inigo_Montoya]

@CanvasShoes

Well, it* does *take two, baby.

Ok, a little off the rails here.

1. Gay is the wrong kind of fruit for this thread
2. Marvin Gaye wasn’t actually gay, hence not a fruit.

If you need a moment to reflect you should ride this big black horse to that cherry tree over there in the middle of nowhere.

[Mangetout]

@Maggie_the_Ocelot

My concern is actually with a bunch of bananas I just found. I can’t quite tell if it’s a six-foot, seven-foot, or eight-foot bunch…

Have you tried tallying them? Or maybe get a professional to do it for you?

[Little_Nemo]

@Inigo_Montoya

If you need a moment to reflect you should ride this big black horse to that cherry tree over there in the middle of nowhere.

I’ve been riding my horse out here in the desert. But at least it’s not raining. And there’s nobody around to bother us and we don’t use names.

[Baker]

@Little_Nemo

I’ve been riding my horse out here in the desert. But at least it’s not raining. And there’s nobody around to bother us and we don’t use names.

But is there anyone to give you pain?

[The_Other_Waldo_Pepper]

@Baker

But is there anyone to give you pain?

I got no response upon announcing myself. “I am,” I said – to no one there – and no one heard at all.

Not even the chair.

[Polycarp]

@The_Other_Waldo_Pepper

I got no response upon announcing myself. “I am,” I said – to no one there – and no one heard at all.

Not even the chair.

Perhaps you should buy a pack of cigarettes and Mrs. Wagner’s pies, and set off on an interurban bus, since it appears that you are lost between two shores. (Just be careful not to end up on any Brooklyn roads, especially bon a September morn!)

[Taomist]

On a September Morn, cherries sure got the way to groove me.

[CanvasShoes]

@Inigo_Montoya

Ok, a little off the rails here.

1. Gay is the wrong kind of fruit for this thread
2. Marvin Gaye wasn’t actually gay, hence not a fruit.

If you need a moment to reflect you should ride this big black horse to that cherry tree over there in the middle of nowhere.

Well, yeah, but then I’d have to bake a pie for that darned Billy.

[Crab_Rangoon]

@Mangetout

Have you tried tallying them? Or maybe get a professional to do it for you?

I’m a professional.

But I only count potatoes.

One potato, two potato, three potato…four! Five potato, six potato, seven potato…More!

[Baker]

@CanvasShoes

Well, yeah, but then I’d have to bake a pie for that darned Billy.

So are you too young to leave your mother?