What's all this then? (fruit contains fruit)

[CanvasShoes]

@Baker

So are you too young to leave your mother?

No, and I can make a grown man cry.

[Little_Nemo]

@CanvasShoes

Well, yeah, but then I’d have to bake a pie for that darned Billy.

And then instead of sitting down and eating that nice pie you made for him, Billy had to go volunteering to be a hero.

[Cat_Whisperer]

@The_Other_Waldo_Pepper

I got no response upon announcing myself. “I am,” I said – to no one there – and no one heard at all.

Not even the chair.

Chairs can be that way.