Cat YouTube videos!
The return of Henri, the existential cat.
bagpipes
Animals Engaging in Anal Sex (which was the next thread after this one).
What’s better than cat photos?
Almost anything.
One of my favorites: a kitten in battle
Amputation without anesthesia via mint-flavored dental floss
You would do well to remember that cats are the agents of Satan.
They will twine around your ankles in the hope that you will stumble and crack your head open so they can lap up your blood.
They will also smother a sleeping infant to death if given the opportunity.
When they jump on your lap and start kneading your thighs, they are calculating how long they can live off your corpse should you die. And you will.
It has been proven that all cat owners die eventually.
Even I know that.
I have often speculated that, as cats are our rulers after all, they manipulated us humans into creating the internet as a tool that’s ultimate purpose is in storing pictures of cats.
Ummm…actual cats are better.
That was adorable. The kitten video, too.
All cats have the hearts of thieves.
Whats better than cat pictures? Boobs.
Note to self: Do not use more or less rhetorical questions as thread titles.
Note to self: do not make jokes at Twicksters threads and expect to stay here. 