If the Bible is the word of God, is a large print Bible God yelling at you? :eek:
No.
Shouldn’t you be doing your homework?
ONLY IF IT’S IN CAPS.
THOU SHALT AMUSE THYSELF ELSEWHERE.
Does a Braille Bible mean that God is saying, “Touch me everywhere”?
“What’re you doing?!”
“Averting our eyes, oh Lord!”
“Well, stop it!”
“We Apologize for the Inconvenience.”
God: Toucha-toucha-toucha-touch meeeeeeeeee! I wanna be diiiiiiii-rrrrrrrrrrtyyyyyyyy!
Well, this is going downhill fast.
Pfft @ God - anyway to answer your question…
“If the Bible is the word of God, is a large print Bible God yelling at you?”
No.
I once was showing a friend of mine a Living Bible and he asked what it eats.
I dunno - it was funny at the time :eek: