What's in the boxes?

As noted over here, I ordered from Walmart.com two 13-pound bags of cat food and a dozen 4.4 oz. bags of wasabi peanuts. The box marked “wasabi peanuts” arrived and turned out to be not just over three pounds of nuts but rather 8 pounds of dog biscuits! Walmart is supposed to refund the money for the peanuts, after which the dog biscuits will be donated to the local animal shelter.

I recently checked on the cat food, which is still in transit. FedEx lists what are supposed to be two boxes, 13 pounds of food per box, as weighing 11¾ pounds each.

What do you think is in there? Did I get cheated out of a pound and a quarter? Stay tuned!

It’s gonna be the wasabi peanuts. 100 packs.

Gwyneth Paltrow’s head.

It’s like one of those analogy puzzles from the SAT.

Wasabi peanuts : Dog biscuits : : Cat food : ________ ?

The obvious answer is Circus Peanuts.

FedEx dropped off bags, not boxes. This looks promising…

They got it right! Even if they hadn’t, the lady of the house found the same food at Giant so we already had a bag.