My guess, 18 twinkies, a dead guy, and a soiled hanky.
From the “I’ve got way too much time on my hands” files
Nosily yours, Graeme
A fake-diploma printing press?
mushrooms
Hee hee!
For the record, nothing was in that box. I had just removed a new filing cabinet from it, and hadn’t taken the empty box out yet. Nor, for that matter, had I taken out the old filing cabinet yet. If you look carefully, below my right arm, the old cabinet is there, with the top drawer partially open.
An alternate universe.
Sure, FIRST he says that there isn’t anything in it, THEN he amends his tale to say that there’s a filing cabinet in it. There’s something rotten in the state of Cynicism.
Lies…Stinking rotten lies!!! We know what’s really in there.
144 pairs of purple monkey pants.
You bastard.
More boxes.
Reams of pages filled with words that end in “gry” 
It says “space” right on it, you dopes. I assume it’s one of those giant murmuring obelisks from 2001: A Space Odyssey
Oooh, Mr. C.—you look sorta like a Caucasian version of Lister from “Red Dwarf!”
No,no! He looks like Chris from the Pet Shop Boys, or a very agitated Tim Robbins.
Beats the hell out of Regis Philbin.
Now you’ve given me the mental image of Lister, a Pet Shop Boy and Tim Robbins all beating the hell out of Regis Philbin.
Hee hee hee!
stuyguy, as for the diplomas…the top one is a B.S. from UNLV. The one below that is something else from UNLV. Behind me is my NATO medal certificate, and an award from NASA.
soulsling, if there were mushrooms in there, I would have boiled and eaten them long ago.
pink slinky, you’re still a bit distracted. I live in the alternate universe, not with an alternate universe.
SwimmingRiddles, does it smell like feet? If so, then it’s that old pair of tennis shoes that I refuse to throw out.
Graeme, they would be monkey diapers if anything, because I like monkeys, and I don’t like them messing the place up.
Wood Thrush, I have a box connection. I can get hundreds and hundreds of boxes, all the same size, any time I want. A good guess, but no.
Gazoo, please turn yourself in to Cecil Adams for punishment for even bringing up the -gry topic.
voguevixen, if that were true, I would have to caption the picture with “My god, it’s full of stars”.
Eve, who is that?
voguevixen, Tim Robbins? I don’t see the resemblance.
#1…don’t look up Lister like I did, I don’t think you’ll like it, lol
#2…just going by that picture, you resemble Tim Robbins, I have no idea what you actually look like, lol…
#3…since I’m sure no one knows: submitted for your perusal, Chris Lowe of the Pet Shop Boys (top picture)
http://www.kuzbass.ru/~psb/rent.htm
(Hope the link works)
I guess I do resembele a caucasian Lister.
As shown here. The resemblance is kinda stunning, don’t you think? Especially the eyes and mouth. I’m sure that with a good tan and the right clothes, I could pull it off easily.
Is he as tall as I am?
I think I look more like him than I do the pet shop boy guy.
ROFL! You look like some space thug? I confess I couldn’t find a good picture of the Pet Shop Boy, because he almost always wears sunglasses…Matt_mcl will back me up though, lol.
Is Lister considered a sex symbol? Cause if he is, I have no problem with curling the hair a little more, and spending time in a tanning salon.
Schröedinger’s cat.