Not being able to find stuff
Shop assistants who talk on the phone instead of actually selling you stuff
Culture snobs
Fashion programmes
Thinking about our crap Opposition in this country
Being cheated on and lied to by a boyfriend usually does it. I don’t like that one bit.
People, and I use the term loosely, who defecate in the urinal where I work.
People who get in your face after you have told them no. They feel that a confrontation will get them what they want, no it will get you physically removed by the police.
People who believe I have the phone number for Every McDonalds on the face of the earth.
People who call to check on their application, in the middle of lunch.
People who Don’t drive At Least 5 mph over the speed limit in the passing lane.
countless other stuff, man I need a beer.
At last we know why a guillotine is what you want sooooo bad!
Actually, we don’t.
Exactly which head were you planning to chop off?
My dear Forbin, you don’t know how close you are to the truth.
It’s purely the fact that orange is a bad color on me that the guillotine will serve an indefinitely decorative purpose only…! 
And as to whose head exactly was in danger… that must remain a secret!
Guys who can’t be bothered to flush the god-damn urinal! I mean, is it THAT HARD to push the little silver lever down, guys?
When i have to crap really bad and walk into the only public toilet available, and it is FILLED with wadded toilet paper. What the hell is up with that? Did the entire staff/school/dorm decide to blow their nose at the SAME TIME?! I used to see this all the friggin’ time in college. I could never figure it out. I mean, WHY is all that TP there? You can’t even flush the toilet, the wad is so big!
People who pull out in front of me when I’m going aobut 60 mph down the highway, necessitating me slowing down to about 35 within a hundred yards while THEY accelerate.
Women who think they are God’s gift.
People who watch some stupid piece of dreck like “Patch Adams” or “Armageddon” and rave about how it is their “favorite movie of ALL TIME!”
I’m only really set off when someone who has authority over me is clearly an idiot and their irrational and stupid behaviour affects me.
I think I can shed some light on this. I believe this is the end result of an ailing toilet, wherein flush after flush, the load does not get fully sucked in. Surely for one reason or another, you’ve been standing next to a commode when this happens. Normal flush, rise, and swirl; leading into water level stasis and suddenly decreased vacuum action. Only partial disposal of waste is achieved, and paper products gently drift to the top, attempt after attempt. Unless you live there, you generally leave the fixin’ to someone else and move on, leaving your added wad as a legacy for the next user, until someone cares enough to alert the proper authorities.