What's next for the pro-insurrectionists?

Monty said something similar and it is worrisome. They say that one of the reasons that there has been a gun/ammo shortage is that some of us liberals have decided to get guns and to, if shot at, shoot back. I’m sure that the resulting mayhem will only make lawyers rich and dockets longer.

Still, a part of me sees some of these Republicans to be similar to childish villains in Stephen King novels, complete with, “Hey! You can’t shoot back at me! I’ll sue you…!”

Personally, I’d rather stay home and pop popcorn, but I have heard that some of these men and women of a more liberal bent are pretty good shots.

( Not that I want us to revert to the Old West; the cows and horses just… Stank!!! )

I am. Think twice.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders should have said something more plausible, like “The President has never promoted or encouraged violence that he was willing to follow through on.”

(Now why would I ever want to shoot at you? I have a new air-fryer and am still trying to get the recipe for home made fries just right. As for “Those” assholes, why give them warning?

To quote an old pinball machine, “Ya pays ya money, ya takes ya chances…” )

I’d be happy to serve as a taste tester for your quest. The only question is how do we keep them fresh ‘n hot to my doorstep?

I’m a reasonably decent shot, though my armory boasts only a .22 pistol and .22 rifle. But who would expect an old woman in her 70s to be packing heat? Might give me an advantage in the element of surprise.

Truth? Fries only stay ‘good’ for just so long. I mean the process is pretty standard: You get a decent sized bowl, a tupperware bowl, a plate, a sharp knife, and several good potatoes. You cut the the taters into slices ( harder than it sounds; raw potatoes are tough to cut) then you slice the slices into thin fries. You put cold water into the Tupperware bowl, add salt and sugar (that’s McDonalds secret) and put the fresh sliced fries into it as a bath for 20 minutes.

After 20 minutes, you spoon some of the fries out onto the plate and pat them dry with a paper towel. Then you put them into the bigger bowl. Repeat until all the fries are patted dry and into the bigger bowl. Then add 2 tbsp oil and more salt, shaking them around until they are all coated. Now, at this point I wash out the Tupperware bowl and pour the fries into it. I take the Tupperware bowl to the air-fryer, set it to 390 for 17 minutes, and spatula in the first batch.

While it’s cooking, I line the big bowl with paper towels as I’m going to use that as a serving bowl. When the fries are 1/3 through their cooking time, I pause the fryer and shake them up before replacing them and restarting the fryer. I’ll do that again at 2/3 the time too. When the time is up, I put them into the big bowl and the refill the fryer with the next batch. I’ll keep doing this until all the fries are cooked and in the bowl. That’s it… just add glasses of wine & a decent DVD and your golden! As for keeping them hot/fresh/crispy, the best way is to drag the whole apparatus up to the house where the cooking is to be done.

It’s a little work, but I must honestly say that I’d much rather do all that than shoot anyone.

A good point!

Dont look now but I’m a old woman in her ‘70s too. Might be best to avoid all of us. Just don’t be late showing up with the fries and force me to come looking for yah.

I qualified, back then.

I know I pity the fool who gets my mother in a mind to take him down.

Time has taken its toll on sharpness of eye and steadiness of hand, but I suppose I can compensate in magazine capacity.

Okay, I’ll saddle up my horse and gallop over with them.

Of course, he’s even older (28) in horse years than I am, has been retired for years and is as out of shape as I am, so the “gallop” might not be all that fast.

But he doesn’t smell near as bad as a cow.

We had a old Jewish woman come into our store near UCLA. She was digging thru her huge purse, and couldnt find what she needed, so took out her Uzi and put in on the counter to dig deeper. Note, she was a known customer who had a serial number tattoo, the grandmother of one of our best customers.

We didnt say anything or call the police or anything. Anyone who lived thru the Holocaust can carry a Uzi as far as I am concerned.

Yep, i eat my fries first- then the burger.

Never mind the burger, just gimme the fries. Especially sweet potato fries with truffle aioli for dipping.

Well, duh.

Duh, again.

and for good measure, order another platter of French fries and eat them hot. Wrap the burger up and take it home.

I understand that. I get that. The Holocaust was horrible. It was so horrible, it needs to be prevented from happening ever again at all costs… which brings us back around to liberals and guns in America today again.

If a crowd of armed Trumpists start stomping down your block with the stated intention of trying to run you out of your home… well lets just say that somebody better whip out their flintlock. (but for safety sake and because we’re not the only ones who read here, lets all promise not to say makes/models etc. Flintlock/musket will do just fine. )

Try the Pommes Frites at Cafe orleans in Disneyland.

This is what it is. It’s not even a legitimate political cause. It’s essentially people who are trying to live out a fantasy, consumed as entertainment. It’s a fantasy which they have built on narratives from film and TV, delivered to them by Trump, Limbaugh, Fox, etc.

They fantasize that they are “patriots,” or Dirty Harry, or commandoes, or whatever, and it’s the final scene from the movie where they prevail over the “bad guys.” It’s a fantasy that they desperately pursue, attempting to make their meaningless lives important.

I call it make-believism. They make themselves believe all of this, and Trump provides them the narratives they need. He isn’t the first: Limbaugh, Gingrich, Cruz et al have been doing it for a long time already. But they were never as good at it as Trump. In his case, it has become the ONLY thing he knows how to do–it’s the fundamental basis of his con game as a fake president. He’s melded it into his constant, attention-whoring act, and spews these bullshit narratives without even thinking.

Make-believism isn’t anything new. It’s the underlying mechanism of all cults, and in that way, this is essentially a cult. It’s also the mechanism driving conspiracy theorists. They fantasize that they are the one person in the movie who is able to find out the real truth (about whatever), and no one believes them until the end, when they save they day. Mass shooters, too, are make-believers. They make themselves believe they are the one hero in the movie who finds himself the only good person in a whole community of evil, and in these movies, the hero always has to shoot his way out in the end.

These are all people who desperately want to be the protagonist of a movie script, to make their little lives more important. Not all make-believers are necessarily driven by political or social ideals, but in Trump’s case, the script perfectly fits their racist and ethno-nationalist impulses, and he very deliberately cultivates that–(much better than Cruz was able to, though Cruz still is trying). Just like in any cult, their motivation isn’t going to be swayed by rational reasoning or facts, or by pointing out the contradictions in their leaders’ statements, or his blatant corruption, or his purely self-serving actions. All they want is a narrative, where they can make themselves believe that they are the hero.

Make-believism really isn’t anything particularly new. There have always been people who fantasize like Walter Mitty. And it isn’t the sole provenance of the political right. It can be the mechanism motivating people of all political stripes and social dispositions. But–starting with Rush Limbaugh and other talk radio–for the last four decades the right wing has been skillfully leveraging it and exploiting it. It has become its most effective tool for attracting people who really otherwise have no reason to embrace their political ideology.

But what’s really new is that online communications have changed everything in the world of make-believers. From Facebook to 8chan they now have echo-chambers which amplify their fantasies and validate them (in their view), to the point where taking action becomes easily justified and facilitated. Instead of a brother or sister saying, “Dude, what the fuck are you thinking,” they just have endless reverberations of their own sad self-exaltations.

In no way would I ever minimize the damage they have done, (and which such people do in general), but at bottom these are bozos. They have no clue what they would do if they actually could take control of the Capital, because their movie script doesn’t go that far. In this sense, they don’t even deserve the title “insurrectionists,” They’re just bozos, who managed to cause a lot of harm.

People have to stop wringing their hands and expose these make-believers for what they are: children playing cowboys and Indians who got their hands onto real weapons. They need to be slapped in the face, and told to sit in the corner. They need to be mocked and ridiculed, to the point where they’ll finally be embarrassed to show their faces, and where they finally realize that they are not heroes in some movie but just pathetic losers.

That’s what the media should be doing, but instead, the media are just amplifying these losers by focusing on the fear they caused in the moment, which only gratifies them, and will encourage them to do more of this. They did the same thing with with Trump, which only made him more appealing to these losers. I can’t believe they’re doing it again.

I had sweet potatoes for lunch today. But I roasted them in the oven (after cubing them up) rather than frying them. Then I tossed them in some Thai peanut sauce. They came out really good and I’ll make them this way again.