Don’t even wish for them to die of old age either.
Anything to do with quarries is (or at least should be) a capital offense…with a capital ‘D’ for ‘death’. Even in the Pit…
Setting the cat on fire.
Spacing your mother-in-law…when anyone who might disapprove is watching.
Farting in the airlock.
Uh, apparently calling one a Fu**head is allowed as poster repeatedly uses it against me on the pit. It seems that the “variation using the word” is not really part of the rules.
Adjective - yes
Noun - no.
Don’t ask me why.
Both fucking autocorrect in Mac. Nine times out of ten it chooses the comma.
What about calling someone “worthless and weak” and threatening to make a notation on Their Permanent Record? Or Force Choking someone?
You can’t prove that was me.
Technically, that’s junior modding.
While it isn’t explicitly in the rules, being polite and civil in the Pit might get you dissed.
Hey, if you’re polite and civil in the Pit, you deserve what you get.
That’s like not sinning when you’re in Hell.
Labour Day is in October*, which is in spring and the perfect time to wear white, especially because it’s followed by summer in which white is also excellent attire.
*In most of Australia
Immanentizing the Eschaton is frowned upon.
Is that a new verb by the guy? Gotta look it up.
Posting from Australia is also against the rules.
Posting from Australia is not against the rules.
Admitting that you are aware of the existence of Australia (other than as a hypothetical construct, as in this sentence), however, is.
Unless you write your posts upside down.
I have a pet wombat named Bluey who writes all my posts for me. I dictate them to my kangaroo butler Red from my hammock underneath two gum trees outside the local pub, and he hops them to Bluey who handles the actualisation phase of the creative process.
It’s still a matter of heated debated in the philosophy department of the University of Didjabringyagrogalong as to how the writings from our Northern Hemispherical friends appears the same way up as our own literary missives.
The prevailing theory is that it’s not the writings which change orientation, but rather the reader subconsciously shifts their viewpoint and perception so that all words appear the same way up regardless of where they are read. This is further strengthened by the observation that writings from the Antipodes appear the right way up even when read in America or England.
However, It must be said that there is a small but influential group, led by Dr Bruce “Brucey” Bruceson, who maintain the answer is “A Wizard Did It”.
Not against the rules but God Blessing James Otto or throwing ANYTHING into a quarry is considered very bad form.
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