What's not allowed even in the Pit?

[Leo_Bloom]

Thrn are we to assume all posters claiming to be from the A-country are sock puppets?

[leftfield6]

@Leo_Bloom

Thrn are we to assume all posters claiming to be from the A-country are sock puppets?

Well, how can we do that when the legends say they have no footwear at all? Can’t very well be socks, now can they?

[Ethilrist]

@Leo_Bloom

Both fucking autocorrect in Mac. Nine times out of ten it chooses the comma.

That’d be the apostrophe, Bob.

@Ranger_Jeff

So, I suppose wishing another poster had a paper cut so I could squirt lemon juice on it is forbidden.

You’re also not allowed to go through their pockets, looking for loose change.

[Loach]

Don’t get Miller angry. You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.

[Slow_Moving_Vehicle]

@Martini_Enfield

I have a pet wombat named Bluey who writes all my posts for me. I dictate them to my kangaroo butler Red from my hammock underneath two gum trees outside the local pub, and he hops them to Bluey who handles the actualisation phase of the creative process.

It’s still a matter of heated debated in the philosophy department of the University of Didjabringyagrogalong as to how the writings from our Northern Hemispherical friends appears the same way up as our own literary missives.

The prevailing theory is that it’s not the writings which change orientation, but rather the reader subconsciously shifts their viewpoint and perception so that all words appear the same way up regardless of where they are read. This is further strengthened by the observation that writings from the Antipodes appear the right way up even when read in America or England.

However, It must be said that there is a small but influential group, led by Dr Bruce “Brucey” Bruceson, who maintain the answer is “A Wizard Did It”.

Is he the professor of Hegelian philosophy, or the one in charge of sheep dip?

[Morgenstern]

Txtspk is gud 4u if u no wut 2 do alot but u gots 2 spel rite

[billfish678]

@XT

Anything to do with quarries is (or at least should be) a capital offense…with a capital ‘D’ for ‘death’. Even in the Pit…

But is Cunt Mining okay?

Because there is a Mother Load vein down in the Pit.

[billfish678]

@Loach

Don’t get Miller angry. You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.

Especially when you consider the fact he doesn’t have magic elastic pants/underwear.

Okay, well maybe some of the ladies might like it…

[Morgenstern]

Posting more than 1500 times in your own thread?

[Exapno_Mapcase]

@Morgenstern

Posting more than 1500 times in your own thread?

Admitting that you were wrong 1500 times.

Heck, admitting that you were wrong once. Ever. Anywhere.

[Guinastasia]

Am I allowed to tell another poster that I hope they get a Justin Bieber song stuck in their head?

[engineer_comp_geek]

@Guinastasia

Am I allowed to tell another poster that I hope they get a Justin Bieber song stuck in their head?

That’s just cruel.

[Skammer]

@Czarcasm

Setting the cat on fire.

But interestingly, burning your dog is fine.

[Idle_Thoughts]

@Guinastasia

Am I allowed to tell another poster that I hope they get a Justin Bieber song stuck in their head?

Hey now…

[AncientHumanoid]

@Idle_Thoughts

Hey now…

You’re an all star

[Siam_Sam]

@Leaffan

Calling someone a cunt, apparently.

But cunning runt is okay, right?

[Shodan]

At one point, there was supposedly a rule against misleading thread titlesin the Pit, but it turns outthat justmeant"No Pitting Planned Parenthood" and the administrator who put it in place is no longer with us.

At any rate, it doesn’t apply today.

Regards,
Shodan

[Czarcasm]

@Skammer

But interestingly, burning your dog is fine.

Only when I burning your dog.

[Czarcasm]

@Shodan

At one point, there was supposedly a rule against misleading thread titlesin the Pit, but it turns outthat justmeant"No Pitting Planned Parenthood" and the administrator who put it in place is no longer with us.

At any rate, it doesn’t apply today.

There was nothing deliberately misleading about that thread title. The OP was just sloppy in not reading much beyond the title of the link provided.

[Shodan]

@Czarcasm

There was nothing deliberately misleading about that thread title. The OP was just sloppy in not reading much beyond the title of the link provided.

There was nothing deliberately misleading about Euthaniasiast’s thread title either, but he was warned for trolling (and suspended for violating a rule that had never existed up to that moment).

As I mentioned, the rule really meant “Planned Parenthood shall not be criticized”. Now that the admin who made up the rule is gone, it probably no longer applies.

Regards,
Shodan