Well, we’ve certainly had a number of pellets dropped on us today at any rate. Perhaps they can be recycled into a methane-based power source? Maybe one that could supplement the guinea pig’s power stream for those times when they take breaks to grunt and be disgruntled?
Guinea pigs don’t seem like the best energy source, at least not in my experience. I used to have a couple, and got them a wheel- good exercise, right? One ignored it completely, the other used it to rest his head on.
Forget guinea pigs! Someone needs to come up with wheels big enough for capybaras the largest rodents in the world. The Dope would have nary a problem with slowdowns with a bunch of them on board!
We have a guinea pig; I don’t think she’d be any good at running a board. Imagine her interjecting her opinion in the Pit: “WHEEEEK! WHEEEEK! WHEEEEK!”
Guinea pigs shouldn’t run on wheels, anyway. It’s bad for their backs.
The problem is that it’s all cluttered up with “WTF is wrong with this board?” threads.
There’s a somewhat cryptic stickie at the top of the About This Message Board forum, saying “we’ve called the techies, but we’re waiting,” or something. It seemed intentionally vague to me.
Upon further research, I’ve discovered another serious glitch: In a failed attempt to maximize resources, Jerry tried doubling up hamsters on each wheel.
Our crack investigator, Snidely Whiptickle, has just returned with this footage shot at the training camp where Jerry prepares new recruits for the wheel. I leave the conclusions for you to draw: