The hamster has had it!

The BBQ Pit
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[the hamster] Ok listen here you little Doper chumps; Evey time this board slows down even one micro sec. y’all begin to whine:“whaaa the hamsters must be getting tired” Well let me tell you something; there aint no hamsters on this board its only me! so back the hell off!

Why I even bother to spend 24-7 on this firck’n wheel beats the hell outa me. Why don’t you computer geeks get out or your mom’s basement that you’re living in and give me a break already?![the hamster]

a wheezing out of breath hamster gets back on the wheel

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Quiet, you, or i’ll replace you with a Smurf!!

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D’you wanna pellet, little guy?

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^^ Administered with an airgun?

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reaches out and spins the wheel really fast
evil chuckles

We should get Hampster back. He never complained.

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:eek:

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:smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

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Too late! For Smurf is among the list of names by which th’ furry begger shall be known.

As well as “Widdle”.

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Methamphetamine in the water. It’s the only way.

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E-bay offers large selection of hamster whips.

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I guess if anybody would know a thing like that, it would be december.

What a perv.

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Hamster whips…
BWHAHAHAHAHAAA

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This has been forwarded to him. He’s been busy doing a lot of stripping.

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How about electrifying the wheel?

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Maybe we should put the fear of Og into him?

I hear Og smites hamsters.

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I shall fear no Og.

Although, if I did fear Og, you’d probably never hear about it.

uhm…

I just go back to not complaining.

::quietly spirits off the quasi-satanic, very dim guinea pig who had been his stand in lately::

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It’s the wheel or Richard Gere. To me this isn’t a hard choice.

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Hey, shut up, you glorified Furby, or we’ll get Smashie on your ass.

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I can’t say it enough behind my breath.

Would people SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE GOD-DAMNED HAMSTER ALREADY???

Talk about old and annoying…good God folks, it was cute the first 300 times we heard about the GOD-DAMNED HAMSTER, after the 1,000,015th time it’s FUCKING OLD.

The server needs work, the pipeline needs a boost, the database needs to be archived, but the mythical HAMSTER is old fucking news. Get over it.

Geesuz Kreeerist.

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Agreed with techchick, it’s getting as irritating as “Hi Opal” (which fortunately seems to be dying out) and threads that start with “In which…”.

No offense to Opal of course.