Sleep long and prosper
Sieze the drumstick
Live for yesterday
“I see stupid people”.
Show me the money - in small unmarked bills
Patience comes to those who wait
Eat to live, and live to frustrate your enemies
I like These.
Joe
I still fantize great subjective embuckments to succumb.
W.w.i.m.d.
Pluck the Ostrich
Acid Sucks
Pass
Tau of Kow
See, then you can point at your wrist and say, “I have a pass” at any club or other banded event.
What would Imelda Marcos Do? Buy shoes?
Got it. What woud Inigo Montoya do. The namesake Spanish master fencer.
Wikipedia reveals Inigo Montoya is a fictional character in William Goldman’s 1973 novel The Princess Bride.
A whole series of dualities: The Heaven and Hell Rubber Couplet series (instead of Bracelet.) Sold in pairs to be worn on the left and right wrist, respectively. The Sin and Virtue Collection©.
Lust ~ Chastity
Gluttony ~ Temperance
Greed ~ Charity
Sloth ~ Diligence
Wrath ~ Meek
Envy ~ Compassion
Pride ~ Humility
Maybe inlay a cilice into the rubber of the left handed Sins. A little corporal mortification for the Goth market.
O
"…You know, for kids.
…and monks."
No step.
Do not disturb.
Oooh shiny.
Bite me.
“I hate those stupid bracelets.”
All Day Rides at Two Flags Chattanooga.
Liebestraum.
Also an old favorite: W.T.F.W.J.D.
How about a Möbius bracelet, printed with "The meaning of life is… [PTO]"?
or “SELL CHEAP RUBBER CRAP ONLINE”