What's the deal with all the quick "banned" dopers?

If I may . . . other names for sockpuppets:

alters (in the spirit of MPD/DID)
evil twin (à la theatersports)
nice [insert first name]/bad [insert first name]
[insert first name] the 2nd, 3rd, etc.
“You thought I was banned but I’m back with a vengeance!”

Although I have yet to be officially welcomed into the family, this sounds like a job for the SD Mafia:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=27726