I have heard a lot of good things about Patty Smith. A lot of good things. In fact, I’ve heard so damn many good things about her over the years that the other day I went out and bought her ‘Seminal’ album, Horses.
I was deeply, deeply unimpressed.
When I listen to a record I take 3 things into account which influence my opinion of the record.
- Quality of the Music
- Quality of the lyrics
- Quality of the lead singers voice.
Now, the quality of the music on Horses is, well, plain at best. There isn’t much in the way of invention there and it all sounds rather bland. Still, it doesn’t sound bad and there is the occasional catchy hook so I can put up with it.
The quality of the lyrics. I couldn’t actually tell this from listening to the album, for reasons I shall make clear momentarily. However, I looked them up on the internet a while back and found that while she has written some which are very poetic and quite beautiful, she has also written a lot of childish drivel. Certainly there are many lyricists out there with far more talent.
The reason I was forced to take the lengths that I did to discover whether or not Patty Smith can write lyrics was that I was unable to bring myself to listen to them on the album. Her hideous, blood curdling, banshee groan of a voice utterly wrecked the whole album for me. I know she has a good voice because I’ve heard it on the REM track E-bow the letter and her voice pretty much makes the song. She can sing. She just chooses not to on Horses. I couldn’t listen to the lyrics on Horses because that would have involved focussing on her foul, foul voice.
All in all:
Music - 5/10
Lyrics - 8/10
Voice - minus 3,000,000,000,000/10
So, does anyone else have any reasons to remotely like this womans music? The critics seem to love her but every review I’ve read just seems to be an obsequious torremt of praise without any reasons for why she is so good.
What’s the deal with Patty Smith?