What's the dumbest thing a celebrity has ever said?

[milo_minderbinder]

Some classic gaffs from our ever tactfull Prince Philip. :rolleyes:

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[Eutychus]

*Originally posted by Genseric *
Hey now, is this just going to turn into a Republican bashing thread?

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No, it’s not.

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[vandal]

“Race is not, and will not be an issue in this case”
-Robert Shapiro to Judge Lance Ito, Oct 1994.

“We make a lot of money, but we also spend a lot.”
-Karl Malone of the Utah Jazz.

[Mahaloth]

After Jerry Falwell made those wild remarks about the U.S. being punished by God with the 9/11 attacks, Walter Cronkite said a really weird remark back.

He said(paraphrasing slightly), “Comments like that make you wonder if they worship the same god as the people who commmited this attack in the first place.”

Yikes! Someone needs to slap him and Falwell around.

[Biggirl]

Brooke Shields, paraphrased from memory:

It’s a terrible thing to die because when you die you lose a big part of your life.

[BlackKnight]

“Women have always been the primary victims of war. Women lose their husbands, their fathers, their sons in combat.”

• Hillary Clinton, First Ladies’ Conference on Domestic Violence in San Salvador, El Salvador on Nov. 17, 1998

[initech]

*Originally posted by riserius1 *
**I’m too lazy to look up the exact quote, but i gotta go with Alec Baldwin suggesting that Henry Hyde be publicly stoned to death for his testimony against Clinton. Also, he said something along the lines that if Bush were ever elcted president, he(Baldwin) would leave the country. Which, of course, he didn’t.

Again, sorry if the quotes are paraphrased, I did actually witness the stoning quote on Letterman.
**

I believe it was actually Conan, wasn’t it? And wasn’t it clearly a parody of the venomous atmosphere at the time? Didn’t Conan have an oxygen mask behind his desk, and after Baldwin put it on, he regained his composure? That’s the way I remember it, anyway…

[RichLather]

Nancy Kerrigan’s comment that the Disney parade she was participating in was the corniest thing she’d ever done, as overheard by microphone.

she had the entire country rooting for her in the Olympics, came away with a silver medal ([jingo]but shucky-darn, it was an honest effort, and you gotta love her for that, you betcha![/jingo]), and was poised to have a whole slew of endorsement deals etc that would’ve kept her on the gravy train for years.

Then word gets out of her audible slip, and all those deals go poof. That was a dumb thing for her to say.

[King_Rat]

Barbra Streisand is trying to unload her multi-million dollar Central Park West apartment. Mariah Carey makes offer. Co-op board of directors rejects Carey. A furious Streisand: “If an artist can’t live on the Upper West Side, where can they live?”

[pesch]

Gotta go with Reba McEntire, who said her survival in a bus crash was God’s was of telling her that she was meant for greater things.

Of course, this same crash killed several members of her crew. I guess God was done with them, eh, Reba?

(Note: Not meant to be God-bashing, just the egotism of some people who think God is “saving” them for something special, like, say, starring in “Annie Get Your Gun.”)

[middleman]

*Originally posted by pesch *
**(Note: Not meant to be God-bashing, just the egotism of some people who think God is “saving” them for something special, like, say, starring in “Annie Get Your Gun.”) **

I saw her in that and she was excellent! I didn’t know it was divine.

I also don’t understand the poster’s beef with Cronkite’s comments. He was upset with Falwell’s antagonistic view of God. I thought it was entirely appropriate. It sure was a serious burn coming from the most trusted man in America ta boot.

Streisand’s open memo to the Dems a few months after the Election was pretty cheesy. She signed it “Barbara”. Perhaps not so much stupid as pretentious. As if she is
(a) Informed enough to advise the professionals.
(b) Politically Affiliated enough to simply sign “Barbara”

Heck, I thought George W.'s Mom had just gone off the deep end.

Wasn’t it Adlai Stevenson (or maybe Dewey) who commented, when told that intelligent americans supported him, “That’s great, but I need a majority to win.”???

Jimmy the Greek got the boot from CBS after giving us his oh so relevant take on race relations in sports.

Also, let’s take a moment to honor the truly great man, Yogi Berra!

[TeaElle]

*Originally posted by initech *
**I believe it was actually Conan, wasn’t it? And wasn’t it clearly a parody of the venomous atmosphere at the time? Didn’t Conan have an oxygen mask behind his desk, and after Baldwin put it on, he regained his composure? That’s the way I remember it, anyway… **

No, it was neither Conan nor Letterman, but Leno, and Baldwin was completely serious. Jay was trying desperately to shut him down, but he went off on a rant and was standing and shouting. I remember this pretty clearly because I was vacationing in London at the time, and we were very thankful for our hotel carrying the European version of CNBC, so that we could see the impeachment stuff from American sources as well as the BBC/Sky News perspectives. At the time, European CNBC was airing the previous night’s Leno at midnight, and we were staying up watching, just trying to suck up all of the US-based anything that we could get.

[Sylkyn]

This has got to be enshrined somewhere:

"I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes." -Richard Nixon

[MandaJo]

I don’t have the exact quote, but Rosie O’Donnel was quoted as saying something to the effect that kids don’t need math. Her specific example was algrbra–I don’t know if she actually meaant that in this modern age of calculators we don’t even need arithmatic.

[Green_Bean]

Here’s a thread on the O’Donnell quote: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=67146

[Ben]

Funny this thread should come along at the same time as my Pit rant against Alice Walker:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=94881

Given the bizarre statements she makes, one could easily write a book containing a collection of choice Walker-isms, just like the ones for Reagan and Quayle.

-Ben

[Guinastasia]

Jennifer Love Hewitt:

“It’s NOT just going to be a chick show – I won’t let it be. And it won’t be sappy because New York is not a sappy
place. I think the show is going to have a certain urban toughness to it. AND we have a lot of really hot girls on the
show. We’ll make sure we show bellies and things like that, so the guys should be okay.”
(on Time of Your Life)

“You just gotta say, ‘Today, this is my life, and whatever it’s gonna make me - mad, sad, or happy - I have to
embrace it. That was my life for today.’ When you think too much, sometimes it’s like you miss it.”

Um, Jenny, but I don’t think anyone is going to accuse you of thinking too much…

"I'm the worst at computers. But it makes me feel super smart and funny. I use it to do my poetry. Romantic
      poetry. I don't know any by heart. But that's mostly what I do."

“I think in society, the way you look has a lot to do with where you sit in society. I don’t know if it’s necessarily a
bad thing.”

THIS one really pisses me off. Maybe someone should show Miss Hewitt those pro-anorexia sites?

      "I think that especially in the entertainment industry it is a known fact that no one is going to go watch a movie for
      two hours that stars a girl with no make-up, pimples on her face, greasy hair and sweat. It's just not going to
      happen. They need eye candy. They need something to be watching when the scenes that they're not getting
      something from are going on. [...] I don't mind that stuff at all. [...] I'll wear the outfits, and I feed into the eye
      candy thing as much as I can [without going over a certain line]."

      "As a girl it's great because you get to wear all the best clothes, every single day people want to make you look
      beautiful and you get to do all these romantic story lines."
      (on acting)

“When you’re a woman, you’re a woman for a reason.
You’re a woman because people are supposed to
say,‘That’s a beautiful woman.’ And if you’re attractive,
you shouldn’t be embarrassed or inhibited. You should
feel glad about it – that’s why you’re a girl!”

“The most amazing part will be getting to wear her clothes. Being flat-chested is going to be the hardest thing to
pull off. They’re going to have to ACE bandage me or something.”
(on playing Audrey Hepburn)

[Genseric]

Hey now, is this just going to turn into a Jennifer Love Hewitt bashing thread?

d&r…

I think those quotes definitely support my theory. There are a lot of very shallow, not-too-bright people who we look at on the flashing-color-box.

[Mahaloth]

Al Gore, when watching Michale Jordan play in 1998: “Wow! That Michael Jackson is amazing!”

I have always believed he says as many dumb things as Bush and that only Bush’s make the airwaves.

[Guinastasia]

Bullshit.

What about the invented the internet thing, or the union label song?

Please.