My friend who lives down the street had a party on Saturday, and myself and a couple other friends decided to check it out. It was pretty much a run-of-the-mill party, with about 10 people hanging out on the porch and some more inside. I was there for about an hour and intermingled around the house, and went to the bathroom a couple of times.
When I left, I realized I didn’t have my cell phone. I knew that I had brought it with me because I had made a phone call while I was there. I didn’t feel like looking for it so I told my friend to tell me if she found it, since we work together.
Fast forward to yesterday. I ask her if she found my phone and she said that they looked everywhere and didn’t find it, but their downstairs toilet was completely clogged.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen. I dropped my own cell phone in the toilet and managed to flush it down. It’s still in the tiolet, waiting to be liberated. My friend told me she was going to bring it to me at work in a plastic bag when they get it out.
That’s the second phone I’ve lost to the toilet. I have no idea how I not only failed to notice that it fell out of my back pocket and into the toilet, but actually FLUSHED IT DOWN. Please, make me feel batter and let me know of the stupidest thing you’ve done lately.