What's the geekiest thing you own?

I’ve got: a blue plastic light saber;
and a Jar Jar Binks digital watch which is more hideous than you can imagine.

My brother has: a Star Trek Mastercard.

And you’ve got…?

I’ve got a boxful of Daffy Duck things I’ve been getting as presents ever since I got a Daffy Duck tattoo, inlcuding:

a Daffy Duck hat
a Daffy Duck dog’s sqeaky chewtoy
A giant rubber and wearable Daffy Duck head.

Pics are available of all three, taken at the tail end of the St. Louis mini-DopeFest.

I’ve got a DaynaFile in my closet. It still works. Does that count?

A life-sized, plastic, replica of the Sword of Thundera (you know, from Thundercats?). Press a button and the eye lights up and everything. :slight_smile:

What is it?

The complete works of Samurai Cat, in hardcover, signed by Mark Rodgers.

A DaynaFile is a 360 KB, 5 1/4" floppy disk drive for a Macintosh. No Macintosh ever made has used that kind of floppy drive, but older PCs did, and the 3rd-party DaynaFile enabled the Mac owner to insert and read the floppies that PC users used, and to access the files on them.

A bunch of old SCA (medieval reenactment) costumes. Lots of fun!

Let me post for you a pic of my bookshelf, shall I?

Geekiness to the extreme.

The contents of that bookshelf (they are all stacked behind each other, so it’s hard to tell the sheer amount on that shelf):

The Tick #1-13
The Tick and Arthur #1-6
The Tick: Heroes of The City #1-6
The Tick Big Yule Log Special 2000
The Tick Big Haloween Special #1
The Tick Circus Maximus #1-4
The Tick Circus Maximus Redux
The Tick All New in Color Limited Edition Signed #1
The Tick All New in Color #1-5
The Tick: Mighty Blue Justice book
A box of The Tick Stickers
My official M.O.A.V (Mystic Order of Arachnid Vigilance, aka The Tick Society) membership kit

I think I have a little bit of obsession. Of course, I still need The Tick: Karma Tornado, The Tick: Mighty Ble Justice, and all the other random, one issue special comics (like The Tick: Tax Season Terror!) It sucks not having enough money for these things.

Probably all my Star Wars books-and my cardboard Ewan standup.

::drool::

I have one of those limited edition ( :rolleyes: ) hologram X-File prints. Actually, I have about five of them and one of them is mounted.

I own Transformers: The Movie on VHS, DVD (it has the swear word uttered by Spike left in there), and I own the Transformers: The Movie soundtrack on tape and CD.

ive got the OED. my lovely wife bought it for me.

A Hewlett-Packard HP-48 GX calculator, the most powerful calculator in the known universe*! It’s so powerful, the lights in the room dim when you turn it on, and it’s not even plugged into anything.

Or maybe it’s my Mystery Science Theatre 3000 tape collection. I have every single episode, except a few from the first season.

*[sub][sup]Or at least it was when I bought it. I’m sure technology has advanced since then.[/sub][/sup]

I have an OED, but it never struck me as being geeky.

I have about twelve of those puzzle mystery things. You read a short story, assemble the puzzle, and then look for clues in the picture. I’ve finished them all within a week.

Somewhere, in a big manila envelope, I have The X-Files comics #0-23, and the special mail-order-only issue #[sup]1[/sup]/[sub]2[/sub] I also had two complete sets of the Series One collectors cards, including four etched foil cards. I have most of the television series on tape, except for five or six episodes from season one and one episode from season six.

I have two Apple iMac posters rolled up in a cardbard tube. One shows the original five iMacs (with their butts to the camera); the other is a shot of the original graphite iMac, which is the model I own. I plan to get them framed one day.

I have two Phantom of the Opera posters on my walls, the 2-cassette original cast recording, and the novel by Gaston Leroux on which the musical is based. Somewhere, I also have a Phantom t-shirt, and a little white Phantom mask pin.

A purple hula-hoop. I use it too - it hones the waist. (At least I like to think so.)

I have a pic of that, tee hee. :slight_smile:

I have WWF action figures in my cube at work. One set of the Hardy Boyz on ladders, one set of the Hardyz hanging from my overhead, Triple H and Chris Jericho. I’m just waiting for the release of Spike Dudley and Rob Van Dam.

I also have an Official WWF Stome Cold Steve Austin beanie baby and a “Steve Pawstin” made by Big Dogs.

Both covers of the Lone Gunmen Comic.

And I don’t even buy comic books.

Tons of Superman comics. I have a bunch of Superman stuff; I guess it is kind of geeky for a heterosexual professional 28 year old woman to collect stuff like that.

I would love to have a Star Trek Mastercard. That would rule.

So how far up the geek scale is my recumbent tricycle?

I used to have a watch that had a built-in voice recorder, then moved to one with the tiny keyboard that sores a hundred phone numbers or something. (A feature not needed by most geeks, I might add.) My current watch sets itself using radio signals.