What's the least funny movie ever?

[RickJay]

@Scumpup

I’m not sure it was meant to be funny. I think Jim Carrey’s character was supposed to be disturbing rather than amusing. They wanted to sell it as a Jim Carrey movie, though, so they let him schtick it up a bit. Picture the same movie with Michael Madsen or Christopher Walken in the Carrey role.

Surely you can’t think the scene at Medieval Times was not supposed to be funny. And I thought that scene WAS funny.

“Can I get a knife and fork?”

“There were no utensils in medieval times so there are no utensils at Medeival Times. Do you want a refill on that Pepsi?”

“There were no utensils, but there was Pepsi?”

[astorian]

“Master of Disguise” was horrible, I agree. But I only RENTED that one. The worst comedy of all time should be one I saw at a theater.

Only ONCE in my life have I ever heard the girl in the ticket booth say “No refunds” after she trook my money. Right there, I should have taken the hint, waved bye-bye to my money, and gone home. Instead, I figured that I’d already paid my money, so I should see the movie.

Big mistake. I found out very quickly why I was told “no refunds”- because practically everyone who’d seen it before me had demanded his/her money back.

It was a movie by former “SNL” writer Michael O’Donoghue. It was called “Mr. Mike’s Mondo Video.” Movies just don’t get any worse than that one.

If O’Donoghue hadn’t killed himself (maybe it was out of guilt for making that turd), I’d like to track him down and plunge two steel needles into his eyes.

[lissener]

@astorian

If O’Donoghue hadn’t killed himself (maybe it was out of guilt for making that turd), I’d like to track him down and plunge two steel needles into his eyes.

If you had, I think it would sound . . . something . . . like this:

[Ranchoth]

@Big Bad Voodoo Lou

Well they’re not all franchises, but I’d have to include Superman III, Punisher, Hulk, Steel, Spawn, and Catwoman with them too, for sheer suckitude.

Catwoman, sure. But at least the Punisher movies didn’t have Frank ice skating, or driving around in in a neon-lighted Punishermobile. (Which was also on ice skates.)

(Which, granted, are elemetns would have made Steel better if you’d added them.)

[CalMeacham]

It was a movie by former “SNL” writer Michael O’Donoghue. It was called “Mr. Mike’s Mondo Video.” Movies just don’t get any worse than that one.

If O’Donoghue hadn’t killed himself (maybe it was out of guilt for making that turd), I’d like to track him down and plunge two steel needles into his eyes.

That wasn’t a movie – it was an unsold pilot. I saw it at a college showing. As far as UI know, it wasn’t meant to be theatrically released. It’s too short, for one thing.
On top of that, thouigh, I’ve seen plenty of movies worse than this. Not everything worked, but I thought the Church of Jack Lord was a hoot (Dan Ackroyd is the preacher, who punctuates his oration with phrases from the show like “Book him, Dan-O!”), the Final Misdter Bill episode was no worse than any others. The throwaway gaga about French Underwater Mime Marcel Cousteau was cute.