Are there many hot American girls who do this, or is it mainly middle aged German housefraus? And are there “name” regular porno actresses who do this, or is it solely a niche group (like, does anyone the status of Jill Kelly or Jenna Jameson or whoevers hot now do this type porn?) I know I could click on a couple of links to get my answer, but the topic both fascinates and repulses me, and I’m not sure I want to see it to get the answer- thanks to anyone who dares answer 
Doody porn? Is that even legal in the U.S.? I’ve never seen any—though I’ve never sought it out.
The infamous video “2 Girls, 1 Cup” has been making its way around the Internet in recent weeks, and it was filmed in Brazil, where apparently a lot of “doody porn” is made. No, I haven’t seen it, nor would I want to.
We found one once in college and watched it on a dare. It was pretty wretched, we were literally retching and running out of the room every other minute. Not sexy at all. The range of talent ran from “quite plain” to “wow, she’s kinda cute, you’d think she could get a job that didn’t involve someone taking a dump on her.”
Now, wait just a consarned minute! Buffalo Bob steadfastly denied that his little wooden co-worker ever appeared in a porno. Howdy Doody did not perform in the nude. Go peddle your ugly rumors somewhere else. :dubious:
Howdy did have quite the steamy affair with a showgirl, and nobody’s denying that. It was all it private, though, and his sex life was entirely off-screen.
“steamy”?
The 2g1c girls look alright to me.
I have, and I’ve been telling myself it’s just ice cream. It HAS to be ice cream.
After all the hype about that video i went and looked at it and laughed at how incredibly fake it looked. I would put money on it being ice cream.
Well If you dare find SCAT.avi
No easily found streaming. You may have to DL it.
Sure makes 2g1c seem like ice cream.
The girls are not all that bad looking in the earlier scenes.
I think the part that cracks me up about this thread is that its posted in ‘Cafe Society’. Doesn’t that just sound frightfully la-de-da for a discussion about ahem doody porn.
Still, at some point, it’s evidently regurgitated ice cream.
:: hyurgh ::
I’m a pretty live-and-let-live guy. But there are some things I dislike. (One particular site has some pretty-good-looking women, but then they go and write insulting and demeaning things on their skin. Total turnoff.)
And then there are things I will never, ever seek out.
Why? For the love of Og, why??? :: shudder ::
Um… doody porn? Que?
I wonder if “doody porn” is what people put into Google. Trying to think of the sexiest way to phrase it, and I’m coming up blank.
shit porn
caca sex
scat
dump dykes
hardcore crap
dirty dumpers
sexy shitters
cunt crappers
Well, this is more thought than I ever would have imagined putting into this. Anyone have the straight dope?
Again, as much as I hate to jump in here like some authority, you’re thinking of “swap.avi,” an infamous video commissioned by a former member of another message board. And apparently it makes the aforementioned “2 Girls, 1 Cup” look like an episode of Full House by comparison.
Yes, I stand corrected. SWAP.avi (always in caps for some reason) Some of the other boards I frequent would have my head for such a mistake.
Thank you for the mental image I now have of the Olsen twins. :eek:
Fascinating. Are there any definitive shots in the “film” that would show that it could not have been faked- a Touch of Evil- esqe tracking shot perhaps?
Anyone else imagining “Howdy Doody porn”?