What's the longest you've gone without pooping?

I’ve done two today and it is only 4pm. Both big ones as well.

Yup, same here. It was the 2nd day of week five for me before I pooped. So, including zero week, it would have been two days shy of 6 weeks. Everyone but prior service think I’m full of shit. (see what I did there?)

Normally, I’m a once a day guy. But, even after 6 weeks, I didn’t feel bound up and really didn’t poop much.