Tell him he suffers from opticorectalsclerosis: His optic nerve is crossed with his rectal nerve, giving him a shitty outlook on life.
Sounds like if this guy went to get a splinter removed, that would qualify as removing a stick from an asshole.
Some would say that he’s branching out
In my day the cause of a shitty outlook was an Ocular Rectal Fistula.
This thread is Classic dope!
In zombie comedy, timing is everything.
Kelp is so 2002.
This is Gold for a first post! Welcome to the Dope!
Since this got reported, I’m just going to point out the post was made 18 years ago. It would not be permitted under present rules, but since DMark hasn’t posted for six years, I doubt he’ll see a mod note.
Do zombies ever shove things up their rear ends?
The ICD-10 code, used in medical billing, for a foreign body in the rectum is T18.5XXA.
ICD-9 was still in use when this thread was started.
recto-scipio exportatum
As opposed miscelleous related expressions:
recto-cranial insertion
recto-cranial inversion
recto-fossal ambiguity
Did you know that the plural of “fax” is “feces”?
Xerox was the Greek god of reproduction…
rectal xylotomy?
rectal xylectomy?
Basswood disimpaction