What's the name of that classical piece by that composer I'm trying to parody?

Factual Questions
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So, Dopers… I’m trying to parody this piece of classical music. I don’t know the title or composer.

As an example, let’s say I was writing another awful Taco Bell commercial by giving lyrics to a widely known, oft-spun violin piece. If you’re still with me an my unintended riddle, let’s say the lyrics were this…

Eat a tortilla!
Eat a tortilla!
Eat a tortilla…Maria…Conchita…
A–la-hon-zo…blahblahblahblah–nananana na-na…

You with me?
(duh-duh-duh-daduh!
duh-duh-duh-daduh!)

Geez, what the hell is it !?!

Thank you.

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Err, could it be from The Barber Of Seville by Rossini?
If it’s the piece I’m thinking of, it’s the one that was in the Bugs Bunny/Elmer Fudd cartoon. I think it’s from the overture… Lemme go dig through my CD collection.

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Wagner’s Ride of the Valkyries?

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No, it’s not “Ride of…”

What I’m thinking of is faster.
Exciting!
uh…mega-sale at the mall!!!
0% financing!!!

Ya know?
we’re close, I can feel it…

5

I’m almost positive it’s the Barber of Seville you’re thinking of. Here’s a link to a cheesy MIDI version of the part in question, if you want to confirm.

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Handel’s Hallelujah Chorus. At least, that’s what I’m singing your lyrics to.

There should be a MIDI hear, but I have no sound on my computer so I haven’t previewed it:

http://www.laurasmidiheaven.com/Christmas.shtml

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That’s definately the part i was thinking of, peepthis

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peepthis… cheesy, yes
correct, yes

you too, phraser…
although, i think the Bugs and Elmer was QEDs’ “Ride of the Valkyries” (kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit)

turns out, I came up with something else.
totally glad we got that figured out, though.

thanks!

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There was a different bugs and elmer, to the barber of seville. They did end up trying to kill each other. I seem to recall bugs rubbing some hair growth tonic into elmer fudd’s head which grew into flowers.

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Yes, and Bugs at one point sang,

*Come into my shop.
Let me cut your mop.
Let me shave your crop.
Daaaaiinnntily, daaaaiinnntily.

Don’t look so perplexed.
Why must you be vexed?
come on, son, you’re next.*
Yooouuuu’re next – yooouu’re so next!*
It’s one of my all-time favorites.

RR

*or something like that