L is for the way you Look at me,
O is for the Only one I see.
V is Very, Very extraordinary.
…E is Even more than any one that you a-dore can.
Love is all that I can give to you,
Love is more than just a game for two,
Two in love can make it,
Take my heart and please don’t break it,
Love was made for me and you.
Repeat
(That’s almost true) For me and you.
Circa 1964
Words and Music by Bert Kaempfert and Milt Gabler
“L” is for the Lice you’ve given to me
“O” is for “Ointment”, applied liberally
“V” is for “Vasectomy”, so you won’t reproduce
“E” is for “emissions” yellow, brown and puce
Er, sorry. Been hanging around “Thread Killers” too long…