What's the strangest/most unique thing you own?

A Howard the Duck original drawing promoting the 40th anniversary of a radio station where I was then working (this was 1980). I commissioned the drawing at a comic book show, thinking it would be used as a poster, but it never was.

A sperm whale tooth scrimshawed with a sailing ship labeled “Glade” and the date 1848

A photo of me with Dick Clark

A large original drawing of Alley Oop and Oona riding Dinny the dinosaur, hand-colored by artist Jack Bender and signed by him and his wife Carole (the strip’s writer) dedicated to me after I did an interview with them a few years agoon the 70th anniversary of the strip. (The newspaper at which I work has carried the strip every single day from its origin in 1933.)

A netsuke of a monkey crouched over a human skull.

A piece of pre-Columbian pottery with animal faces on each of its tripod legs. The legs are hollow and have clay balls inside that rattle when the bowl is shaken.

An 8 reales “piece of 8” minted in 1804.

My FIL’s hard-hat diving helmet and shoes

A civil war Union officer’s sword

A fossil of a bunch of tentaculites I found in the Adirondacks

Hand grenade shrapnel

Depressingly mundane; I’ve got lots of ordinary fossils and nicknacks and stuff, but the only candidate object I can offer for this thread is an unopened commemorativel labelled can of Fosters Lager, from the maiden voyage of the Oriana.

My Great (great?) grandfather’s retirement gift from the late 1800’s - a gold-handled walking stick. (engraved “From his friends and competitors”)

Ignatz, I as well have A Timex Sinclair 1000 computer with 16k RAM and a 16k RAM extension pack, and its user manual which is bigger than it. It is used with a cassette player to load programs and a tv set to monitor. I really thought I was the only one until I just looked on eBay.

I own a chunk of glass from Ball Glass Inc, it fell on the floor next to me when I was touring the factory, and I got to keep it as a souvenir.

I also have a real berimbau, and was flagged for a few years from American Airlines because I caused a ruckus to make sure I could take it on the plane.

Unique, but not strange: We have plenty of one-of-a-kind original art in our house.

Somewhat unique. Somewhat strange: I have two nice chunks of petrified wood (acquired legally). They’re 175,000,000 years old.

**Strange, but doubtfully unique: ** I have an iron monkey whose arms and hands are shaped like a “S”. I hang him from a cabinet pull and he holds bananas. I found him in an antique store once, and I’ve never seen his equal.

This.
Some people might find it mildly offensive, but I love it. It’s about three inches tall, and it’s modified from one of those “smoking baby” figurines. I’ve considered ebaying it, but I can’t bear to part with it.

Why’d you do that?
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Okay, I’ll try.

A collector likes nothing more than an opportunity to display their collection, after all!

Having never posted a photo before, I’m going to read stickies now, (they should make a stickie called Dope 101).

Wish me luck, I’ll be back…

Scribble, I accept your 10 cruzado coin, and offer up my 100,000 cruzeiro bill, which was thelast currency before the real. Just think, $100,000!!! I told my mother I was a millionaire when I had 1.4M upon exchanging $150 USD!

Almost forgot my prized possession: a RCA microphone from the 1930s, which my grandfather took from Ft. Monmouth when they got rid of the signal school. Also got the 2 radar magnets as well.

Two of the momentos I brought home from my trip to Berlin in 93 have already been mentioned, but I’m gonna say them anyway.

  • a “genuine” chunk of the wall, complete with stenciled image of the Brandenburg Gate.
  • Nesting dolls painted with the images of (from smallest to largest): Lenin, Stalin, Kruzchev, Brezhnev, Chernienko, & Gorbachov.

I also have a modest collection of Roman coins, most of which are unidentifiable bronze slugs, plus one silver denarius (w portrait of Septimus Severus). There is one, however, that is worth mentioning. It’s a bronze as from around 330 AD, showing Constantine on one side and an image of Sol Invictus on the other. Which means that we have the first “Christian” emperor, together with the Roman god whose feast day was celebrated on the winter solstice (December 25 by the Roman calendar). Nice little touch of historical irony. I carry that coin with me as a conversation piece.

I picked up a piece of sea glass on a rocky beach at Napflion in Greece. It looks too thick to be from a modern beer or wine bottle, but who knows? It’s very pretty – a luminous green that turns almost black when wet.

When my father’s mother died about ten years ago, we cleaned out her house to prepare it for sale. One of the items we found (and the only thing I claimed) was an old desk fan right out of a 40s private eye flick. My father tells me it was the first oscillating fan ever sold in Lake Charles, Louisiana, and caused something of a stir in the neighborhood when his parents brought it home. When I’ve saved up a little money, I’m going to see if I can get someone to restore it.

A few other things worth mentioning that aren’t mine per se, but are in the family.

My mom’s grandfather lived on a farm in Kentucky that was once home to a Cherokee (I think) village. For years, tilling the soil was followed by the ritual of looking for arrowheads, and quite a number of them were found, along with at least one war club. My parents have a framed aerial photo of the farm, with a few of these arrowheads set into cut out spaces in the matting.

During WWII, a number of German P.O.W.s were held at Fort Knox. My mom’s father was a contract worker on base, and since he spoke some German, spent time overseeing a couple of the prisoners. One of them had been a woodcarver before joining the Wehrmacht, and, using some scraps of wood and dull razor blades, carved a beautiful image of two songbirds on a treebranch. He crafted a frame for it, coating the wood with a sawdust texture. Before leaving to head back to Germany at the end of the war, he presented it to my grandfather. That carving is one of my family’s most prized possessions.

An original, un-numbered copy of the Book of the Fine Arts Building by Ella Wilkinson Peattie, 1911 (it says in the book that only 1,000 were printed). A friend of mine who did the electrical renovations years ago gave it to me - he found it under the stage.

A check for $8 or so from Barry “The Fish” Melton made out to me and a letter from him regarding Country Joe and The Fish along with a signed photo from his personal collection (long story - a gift I spent months putting together for my husband years ago).

An 8-Track recorder. Not player, recorder.

An upside down brass horse and paddock on a compass on my ceiling. I know. You should see the REST of the place. :smiley:

Wish me luck…

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sorry, multi post.

Forgive me. Any mods care to assist? Much thanks!

A glazed clay cup, painted blue, that one of the kids I used to babysit made for me. It’s still sitting on my bookshelf.

Who the hell is “The straight pope”?

Unique: A practise piece by Theo Leffman…if I ever go to Chicago I’ll have to see if they have any of her stuff hanging in “her” memorial gallery. (I got it because my mom cleaned her Longboat Key home and helped transfer her art to Chicago and got to pick a piece for each of us out of the non-museum-worthy pieces.)

Strange: A dollar-store plastic dinosaur that’s been repainted by me in much better colors despite the fact that I’m a pretty bad painter (which tells you how good it was originally.) Then its tail has been painted as a candy cane with a nipple-pink end. I’m giving it to a friend’s granddaughter (I’m giving her grandson a repainted Dragons Metal Ages Megablok dragon, again, much better painted.)

He was giving him the finger? :smiley:

That’d certainly be unique. Did he come with a Popemobile…? :smiley:

Several Eastern Bloc items have been mentioned, but I will add my name to the list of Berlin Wall chippers, I have a small box filled with pieces. I also have a Soviet Air Force coat and cap, that I traded a pair of Levi’s for in Leningrad (St. Petersburg).

My current job is author escort, so as a result, I have a lot of signed books, so many I don’t consider them unusal anymore, but several people have mentioned them. I’ve got Vonnegut, Bradbury, Douglas Adams, William Golding (not Lord of the Flies) David Sedaris, Sarah Vowell, etc.

In addition to books, I collect old tools. This includes what is probably my most unusal item. An antique (about 1890) slaughterhouse saw, technically, a beef-splitting saw with a 30 inch blade. It looks like a very large and sturdy hacksaw.