actually I think my signature line says it all, but then your question was very near the top.
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I’m not conceited, I’m convinced!
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The only stupid question is the one YOU do not ask !!
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Remember it’s nice to be important but important to be nice.
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Lexicon, you forgot to add “Here’s your sign.” at the end.
Nah, I figured it would be obvious, but now that you mention it…
I guess I should’ve put quotes around that section so that it didn’t look like I was plagiarizing…which it does.
I feel so sheepish.
BAAAA-AAAH!
Thanks Kat!
how did it start? well i don’t know i just feel the craving. i see the flesh and it smells fresh and it’s just there for the taking…
VvvV
“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”
everyone just skirts around my question…but it seems to intimidate you for some reason…its an honest question…can’t some of you guys answer it for me please…its not exactly a brainbuster i’m asking here…sheesh
I’m as confused as a baby in a topless bar
Ya’know, Michael Masterson over in MPSIMS is putting up quite a few good contenders. Jayburner is going to have to try harder.
Now with 1000 posts of pure wisdom!
(or something)
How about:
If The Color Purple plays the blues will they turn red
How does a thermos bottle know whether to keep the drink cold or hot?
I’ll see if the gas tank is empty,
ya’ gotta match?
oh no, it definitly has to be one that my friend asked me when we were fifteen.
“if i dropped this candle in the water, would the whole lake start on fire?”
“If anybody wants a sheep, that is proof that he exists.”
“Don’t you love me anymore?”
I’m not a fallen angel, I’m a risen demon.
“Is she prettier than me?”
OR
“Do these [pants] make my butt look big?”
Perhaps not the stupidest questions, but certainly the most dangerous. 
A hush fell over the courtroom, killing six.
To son who came home late again
“Have you been drinking?”
Ask Michael Masterson>
A similar happened to my husband. He had a soccer referee clinic before a Blue’s game was going to be on. (He’s got this superstition that that they are winning on the road because he wears his Blues stuff while they play.) So, he’s all decked out in his authentic jersey and his brand new Blues hat with his fancy Blues hat pins. A fellow referee says, “You a Blues fan?”
It was very hard to believe, but a who just came in to our tutoring business and scored a 1460 on a practice SAT had to have me explain the relationship of “locomotive” to “train” and “tractor” to “plow.” It seemed she had just no idea of what a locomotive was, or a plow. I know we’re in a sprawling urban area, but puhleeze.
Why do we park on the driveway and drive on the parkway?
Yours truly,
aha
Why are there gays on the Straight Dope MB?
What is the third name in this series: 1. John, 2. John Quincy 3. ?
If rain fell up, would we need clouds?
Why hasn’t this thread gone to MPSIMS yet?
Ans.: Because manhattan was waiting for me to post to it.
Ray (Moi?)
Picture this. I’m in bed with my boyfriend, having wild sex, going at it hot and heavy. (OK, you don’t actually have to picture it if you don’t want.)
Suddenly, my father bursts in. What does he yell?
“What the hell are you doing???!!!”
Seems pretty obvious to me!
Handy/Matt Mcl: You two have made me cry, from laughing so hard. Thank you, really.
I think the dumbest questions are the ones in which the person knows the answer. It just irritates me to no end.
E.g. I sit down to eat a donut, and a cup of coffee. My friend says, “So, you’re having a cup of coffee with your donut?”
Or, I’m talking on the phone, and the person sees me on the phone, and they still ask, “Oh, I’m sorry, are you using the phone?”
I’m sure you can all relate.
“Life is hard…but God is good”