i’m curious is all
I’m as confused as a baby in a topless bar
If only all questions answered themselves…
Gypsy: Tom, I don’t get you.
Tom Servo: Nobody does. I’m the wind, baby.
Alpha- you beat me to it!
Zette
“If I had to live your life, I’d be begging to have someone pop out both my eyes. Just in case I came across a mirror.” - android209 (in the Pit)
Zettecity
Voted “Most Empathetic”- can you believe that?
Who was GOD’s father? ;> )
See SDMB GQ 03-03-2000 256 PM 
Here’s a recent contender: Who wants to marry a multi-millionaire?
the only stupid question is the one that doesn’t get asked… 
A girl
Is that your final answer?
Does SIZE really matter?
Where’s Phaedrus?
all legitimate posts…but come on peeps…dig deep now…whats the stupidest question ever asked?
I’m as confused as a baby in a topless bar
Max, please don’t make me hurt you.
Are you asleep?
The one amusing, but stupid, question that Cecil once aswered was: Why are manhole covers round?
Jaywalker, don’t call us peeps.
It’s been almost 7 hours now and no one has brought this up yet…
"Elmo knows where you live! – Elmo, after Homer stiffed PBS for $10,000
If you need a graphic solution, http:\ alk.to\Piglet
I have a legitimate one:
I was at a convenience store in Butler, MO (about 70 miles south of Kansas City on US 71) on a Sunday morning in November. A van with a Kansas City Chiefs flag pulls up. Four guys wearing KC Chiefs sweaters, Jerseys, hats, watches, shirts, and assorted other regalia get out and walk into the store. One guy’s got a portable radio up against his ear.
The convenience store clerk looks at them and says, “You fellas goin’ to the game?”
--------------------------------------------- Here’s your sign.
How is it that, when I’m on a train and we go over a crossing, the bells are always ringing? Yet when I’m in a car on the street, the bells hardly ever ring!
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Weirdo of the Night
In the interest of hi-jacking this thread so it is moved to it’s proper locale, MPSIMS, I propose that we all start relating stupid questions we’ve run into.
I’ll start.
My brother and I are driving along one day and BAM!flap!flap!flap!flap!flap!flap! we get a flat tire.
We manage to limp to a nearby gas-station and this idiot says
“Tire go flat?”
I had to say
“No, we wuz just a drivin’ along and the other 3 just blew right up on us!” I thought I was clever, but the ol’ boy turned out to be not so dumb after all. Without missing a beat he says
“Well, the heat’ll do that.”
I nearly crapped my pants I laughed so hard.
how did it start? well i don’t know i just feel the craving. i see the flesh and it smells fresh and it’s just there for the taking…
VvvV
“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”