What's the thing you inexplicably own a million of?

You have previously extolled your lean and minimalist lifestyle, an area in which we’re complete opposites. You’d be horrified at the sight of my garage, and trust me, the basement is 10x worse!

I posted a pic here of getting rid of just a few things prior to my last move:

And those are just the things I could carry out and put in the dumpster myself. There were larger items that I just told the movers to leave on the curb, like a large console Sony Trinitron TV and a portable dishwasher!