Don’t forget the powdered sugar!
My worst regularly eaten food is a Taco Bell horror
Mexican Pizza with extra cheese (the blend) & sourcream with about 5 packets of hot sauce drowning the entire thing. (The have to steam it 2x to get the cheese to melt).
Just about any of the ‘Fat’ sandwiches from the grease trucks in New Brunswick, NJ can clog your arteries in no time (the Fat Cat was my personal favorite in my early 20’s), but the Fat Darrell is now the daddy of them all. On one of my last visits back home it was suggested I try one. I don’t think I was even able to eat an 1/8th of the thing.
(Veggie) Sammich O’'Death–A half pound of (soy) bacon on a toasted buttered salt bagel.
This isn’t too over-the-top horrible, but the fact that I ate it almost every week day for 4 years makes it much worse.
Peanut butter square and a Chili Willi drink for lunch.
A peanut butter square is pretty much peanut butter, confectioner’s sugar and butter topped with chocolate. Chili Willi is just a sugary orange drink. It’s no wonder I slept every single day in school.
Now, had the pb squares been deep-fried, well I’d be dead by now.
I’ll second the Monte Christo sandwich. With waffle fries, please.
Even me, with my competition-grade appetite & gastric system, find’s it hard to finish.
Yummy, though.
Funnel Cake. On a windy day. Lets put it this way: all that powdered sugar became white polka-dots all over me for the rest of the day.
A lot of tourists try one of these after a few beers, for some reason. I was in a chippy once and a young local lass was getting a battered and deep-fried Cadbury’s Creme Egg. Yikes!
DO IT! I had the Snickers last time I made it down to the fair. So good.
You’ve changed 
. Fortunately, I have not been away from Jersey long enough to be unable to finish a truck sandwich.
I would say that my junkiest food is either the fine dining cuisine at the trucks or a Fried Twinkie at the shore. Fried Twinkie’s are delicious but you can definitely taste the unhealthy.
Mmmmmm. A Mexican torta from a little family-run shop in Lodi. White bolillo roll, sour cream, avocado, sliced pickled jalapeno, onion slivers, tomato, deep-fried hot dog slices, 2 kinds of ham, milanesa (breaded and fried skirt steak), a fried egg, 2 kinds of cheese. Grilled bun, served hot. Couldn’t even finish, but it was divine (I’m much more into salt and fat than sugar).
Rotel dip & chips
Rotel tomatoes and 1 lbs of velveeta cheese, melted together and eaten with Ruffles potato chip. Gotta be a billion calories at least and of course I’m craving some RIGHT NOW.
Instead, I’ll go dig through the freezer and try to trick myself with a Lean Cuisine meal - yeah right!
Okay, I just looked it up. 1 lb Velveeta cheese, 1 8oz bag of Ruffles chips, and one can Rotel tomatoes = 2,740. I can eat this by myself in 2 days, washed down with 4-5 rootbeers at 170 calories a piece = 3,750 total calories.
Hmmm … I’m on a 1200 calorie per day diet … if I spread it out over 3 days and eat/drink nothing else but water I should be okay.
NOT
Geez, I think I just talked myself out of them.
A Beavertail(no, not a real Beaver’s tail). Deep-fried pastry coated with brown sugar. You can also get it with a chocolate spread. A favourite on Ottawa’s Rideau Canal.
I feel so tame after reading some of these. My worst is a simple bacon and cheddar cheese sandwich.
Granted, it did involve a whole pound of bacon, and many slices of cheese.
And I dipped it in maple syrup…
As I have not yet discovered how to properly utilize my deep fryer (translation: I have been forbidden from touching it without supervision.), I am unable to learn how to batter/deep fry things other than frozen french fries. 
Someday though, I will do that sandwich right. Might be my last sandwich though.
Back in the early 90s Jack in the Box had a double cheeseburger called the Collossus, which also contained bacon. Today they have the Ultimate Cheeseburger, which also has bacon. If I didn’t have them leave off the mayonnaise it would be even worse. I don’t eat fast food like I used to, but back in the day I could just feel my arteries clogging up every time I ate one of these grease-laden monstrosities, along with a large order of fries. So good, but yet so bad… sigh.
That was my first thought as well, they make them like this at Bennigan’s, a chain restaurant/pub. It’s seriously disgusting to look at but oddly tasty…for the first 4 bites or so.
I had a curry beef pie? Um…I had MacDonald’s the other week…Normally I come up with sugary monstrosities but I can’t seem to think of any right now!
Also; I get a funny cough after I eat fast food, particularly French Fries. I just know it’s my heart shaking its left ventricle at me in rage.
I’m getting queasy. :x
I think probably my worst ever junk food was a few bites of a Meat Lover’s Pizza. About forty-three kinds of meat - or at least it seemed so. Grease upon grease with a side of grease. I didn’t get through much of it.
My worst ‘sin’ would be a Whopper with Cheese and an order of onion rings. Haven’t had one of those in years, though - last time I was at BK, I couldn’t face the thought of a whole Whopper so had a Junior one.
Not something I’ve eaten, but I’ve watched Acid Lamp and an old roommate of ours gobble down Hardee’s Monster Thickburgers before. The sandwich itself is 1,340 calories. They had fries and a milkshake with their burgers. I’m still amazed that both of them finished and neither of them got fat from stuff like that.