What's the worst pain you've ever experienced?

I’ve had strep throat, ear infections, toothaches, and migraines that were pretty intense, but my gallstone attacks – which resulted in laproscopic surgery – were excruciating. Still, my personal best was a ruptured appendix a week after I first had symptoms, and while I was pregnant! Yes, that was quite the experience.

It started one routine Wednesday night when I was pregnant with my second child and about eleven weeks from my due date. I made turkey chile that night, and later became quite sick to my stomach. I assumed it was the chile, and even though I have long known that was not the cause, I associate turkey chile with so much subsequent pain that I will never be able to eat it again. Anyway, I just got sicker and sicker instead of better, so on Thursday or Friday (it’s kind of a blur now), I went to see both my obstetrician and my internist. They both thought it was a bad case of food poisoning, and sent me home to rest and recover.

The weekend was horrible. Finally, on Sunday night I went into labor. Luckily, my mother had come to stay with us to help out and watch my first-born son, so my husband was able to take me to the hospital. The doctors thought I had gone into labor because I was so dehydrated from throwing up, and the underlying diagnosis was still food poisoning. I was sent home sometime on Monday (after being on IV fluids for several hours, I think) with a prescription for Terbutaline for the premature labor. Well, Monday night I was at the stage where all I wanted was for someone to hit me over the head with a big mallet, like in the Road Runner cartoons, so that I would become unconscious and escape from my pain. It was so bad that I felt that the pain itself was causing me to throw up. (I mean the pain from what turned out to be appendicitis; the labor pains were actually not that bad at that point.) As other people have said, that kind of pain is truly mind-altering.

Anyway, I was readmitted to the hospital on Monday night because my labor had not stopped and I was still so sick. At that point, they started running tests, including an x-ray, but were still not able to come to a conclusive diagnosis. If I had not been pregnant, they would have done an exploratory operation, but with the pregnancy, they advised that I just stay in the hospital for observation.

Well, on Tuesday night my labor got more intense, until finally at around 2:00 a.m. on Wednesday they had to do an emergency c-section, because that baby was coming out! They actually had enough time to give me an epidural, so I was awake for my son’s birth. Then the obstetrician stepped aside and my surgeon stepped up to do the exploratory. I was actually awake for the start of that, but hearing the surgeon and his resident talk about what they were doing grossed me out, and I remember saying, “I don’t think I want to hear this!” The anesthesiologist said he could take care of that, and they put me under.

When I woke up, I found out my appendix had indeed ruptured. My doctor said it was the appendicitis that caused me to go into premature labor; basically, my body was in survival mode and was trying to expel the fetus so as to have one less thing to deal with! I stayed in the hospital for two weeks on IV antibiotics, and my little son stayed in the NICU for four weeks and one day. Aside from being born ten weeks early, he was actually in great shape. Now, he is a happy and healthy eleven year old, and one of the lights of my life! So, that was truly a case of all’s well that ends well.

Whew, sorry this post was so long!

(My older son – who was 2 ½ when this all happened – asked to add the following: Mereson wishes to note that when he was born, he had such a big head that a C-section was necessary. He believes that his and his little brother’s respective births say a lot about them – namely, he is a genius of the first degree and the younger one is a giant pain. [Just kidding, of course!])

Okay, I’m a wimp.

Christmas-time, 2002. Corporate Christmas party. Inexplicable, indescribable back spasms. Too damn stubborn to be hospitallized. Medicated with alcohol.

The hangover the next day, after 14 hours of said medication. Combined with continuing spams.

Or, the ultimate in empathetic pain: my friendship with GingeroftheNorth began over a sunburn so bad that when I was done anointing her with what-ever was on hand in Tourist-trap, Alberta’s staff lodgings, I went and lost my cookies. We both have red hair and very fair skin, except that day, hers was damn near purple from the burn. I still feel the pain of that burn, and it wasn’t even mine.

I’m fortunate enough to have only had bad menustral cramps once. However, I’m also unfortunate enough to have had bad menstrual cramps once. It about ties with getting my wisdom teeth out.

I first understood why some people would beg to die when I had my gastric bypass. But what is even worse is if I overeat or eat too quickly. Very similar to a gall bladder attack – the kind where you scream. At least I knew that each of these episodes would not last forever.

But my worst pain was a psychotic reaction to the wrong medication. Unfortunately, at the emergency room I was put in a room by myself for a long time – just sitting in a chair. I literally thought that my body was going to explode and my brain with it.

Worst physical pain? Oh that’s an easy one, I had a cavity on one of my molars. No, it gets better just give me a second. The problem is that when I’d chew food would get stuck in this cavity which was deep, very deep. So sometimes when I’d bite down this little piece of food would transmit the force of my bite directly to the root of my tooth. I’ve heard the pain I’d experience described as being struck by lightning but I wouldn’t know as I’ve never been hit by a bolt. However the pain felt as though it shot through my entire body with a reality warping kind of force. It forced my jaw open in an instant and then left me stuck paralyzed in my tracks, not even able to draw a breath.(Guess there was no chance of me puking though, I’d need to move to do that.) Of course I didn’t mind much when the oral surgeon pulled that bastard out.

I’ve endured some pretty bad injuries. But I guess the worst was the time I was shot in the stomach with a .45 caliber long colt revolver loaded with hollowpoints. One round in the front, through my colon and out the back 1/2 inch to the right of my spine. It left a “hole the size of a man’s fist” all the way through, those are the Doc’s words.
He split me from crotch to chest, removed several feet of my large intestine and colon. He stapled me up but later had to go back in to re-clean the staph that was starting.

It took the hospital two hours to find a surgeon while I sat in the ER and played twenty questions with the police.
BTW they would not let the ER administer anything for pain until they had concluded with their questions. By then, yeah you could say I was hurting pretty bad.

I stayed conscious through it all and somehow managed to drive myself to the hospital.

Next to that…I never liked a catheter up my dick much either. Kinda like a reverse kidney stone.

and you know what they can do with those damned cameras they shove up your ass too. :wink:

I had two pretty heinous labors and deliveries SANS drugs.

But when I shattered my fibula and broke my talus (sp?) in two and rolled it out of place in a fall this past April?

I swear, I’d rather have a baby again. The pain was out of this world excrutiating. I must have thrown up 5 times in the first couple of hours after it happened, and the shockiness of such an injury? IANAD, but I’m pretty sure that a woman’s body doesn’t go into shock during labor unless something is drastically wrong. I think some sort of natural hormonal “thingie” (real technical huh?:D) takes over then and helps with the pain (maybe a real doc can happen along and fill us in).

Also, I’ll second a few others who said that heartbreak was right up there.

Oh EXCELLENT points, not to mention the second the baby is born, nearly all the pain stops (except a little residual soreness). Whereas with broken bones, surgery, etc, it just goes on and on. It’s been nearly 4 months, and I’m still hurting from time to time after too long on the foot.

I think the next to worst pain I ever experienced is getting a huge cramp in my calf muscles where the only way to uncramp (or untwist them or whatever) is to stretch out your leg which is extremely painful.

Menstrual cramps that had me fainting with the pain, every single month from 11 years old until childbirth at 30 cured them. The worst years were in boarding school with a house"mother" who was convinced I was faking.

But the worst was an emergency cesarean for Placenta Previa. I was given a general anaesthetic and the lightest they dared so as not to drug the baby. During the surgery, I was aware that he was out and that I was empty, also aware of pain but it was just annoying at that stage. The worst, worst pain was lying for five hours afterwards while they tried to stop the bleeding. I was not given pain relief (that worked in any way! - they did inject me with something…) until they were sure that I was not going to start again. I had to endure drip induced labour pains on a raw cut. At the same time they were marking with felt pens on my stomach how far the blood had spread each half hour. I was in too much pain to be frightened. I was in so much pain that the doctors and my husband were only black shadows.

HOWEVER through all that I had the reassurance that the baby was OK. With my first flicker of consciousness, they were leaning over me and saying “HE’S OK. Don’t worry” and they repeated it many many times over the next dreadful hours. Also brought me a poloroid snapshot of him in the NICU, which I held most of next 24 hours till I could see him for myself. I can only get near to imagining the pain of losing a child, I have to shy away before tasting it too much. Dreadful - you who did lose their children have my greatest sympathy.

My little lad turned three last week, he is completely healthy and the joy of our lives. He was well worth the pain (but I am never getting pregnant again if I can help it!!!)

Ruptured appendix: doubled over, writhing in pain, continuous diarrhea, vomiting, high fever and delirium, and being sent home from the ER with a diagnosis of “Nothing serious. Let us know if it still hurts tomorrow.” Not thinking clearly from the delirium, I suffered through the night, went back the next morning, only to be asked, “Why did you go back home last night?” They rushed me to surgery immediately, then botched the operation.

A spinal tap that lasted 25 minutes, because the doctor couldn’t find the right spot.

A 10-day migraine in a very noisy ground-floor Midtown Manhattan apartment.

Getting a full set of upper dental implants, and the anesthetic wearing off before I could have the painkiller Rx filled.

I don’t think it’s the worst pain I’ve ever had, but it was in the last place I’d ever want to feel it. Getting a urinary catheter ‘adjusted’ and then pulled out is something I never want to have done to me again. I’m just thankful I was unconscious when they put that sucker in.

Sublight, you’ve just brought back a repressed memory! Following a car accident, I was pretty smashed up (the drain being put into my punctured lung was the most painful thing I have ever experienced BTW) and had to have a urinary catheter inserted.

Three weeks later the nurse comes to remove it, unfortunately she was newly into her training and hadn’t had to perform one of these before. It was only after she removed it, that the sister told her that the little bag inside my bladder should have been deflated first…my eyes watered for quite a while afterwards.

Living with my mother - she throws my stuff away when I am on vacation.

I got bucked off a horse and landed on my right hip. It took a good 3 minutes to get up off the ground and catch the horse. At this point I hurt and hurt badly, but hey I could walk so I couldn’t be that damaged, could I? So after someone drove me home, I eased my way into my bed, still covered in the sand footing. After a couple of hours I decided that it was time to go to the bathroom and got out of bed, that HURT. After being unable to leave my bed without nearly passing out, I decided that perhaps the ER was a good idea. Getting out of my apartment and into my car with my then bf driving hurt. Given that ER can’t take Xrays without doing a pregnancy test and I was into much pain to actually use the pee in a cup method, they had to insert a catheter, that did NOT hurt, it was actually a relief. Getting Xrays done where they forced me to bring my knee back to my chest and in various other positions **HURT ** As in tears were running down my face and coming to rest in my ears and the Rad-Tech was wiping my face because it was so painful to watch. The result of the X-rays you ask? Inconclusive! I had to repeat the process, without the catheter 2 days later. The second set of Xrays revealed that I had 2 hairline fractures on the ball of the tibia positioned in sucha a way that every time I moved the cracks ground against the pelvic girdle and caused more pain.

If child birth hurts worse than that, I want no part of it!

Natural childbirth X 3 (and a fourth one coming up in a few months).

Ouch doesn’t cover it.

Had a cap come off a molar once…it abcessed because I figured
since I had a dentist appointment the next month it would be okay…wrong! the pain was so horrendus I had to call my dentist 2 weeks before my appointment to have a emegencey root canal. I could not believe an infection could set in so fast.

Childbirth, hands down.

Kputt, ? was your broken leg reminiscent to the Joe Theisman - Washington Redskin Quarterback - broken leg in a Monday Night Football Game?

I can get some pretty bad migranes. I also had a large bookshelf fall on me (with hard things on the ledges- plastic and metal toys and whatnot). That was very painful, but fortunatly nothing serious was damaged.

I’m glad mine wasn’t as bad as most of yours, though I’m very young compared to you guys.