I think the worst I ever did was.
I was up at her cottage and we got into a huge screaming match, somehow we ended up on the gravel road leading into the cottage with me trying to fend myself off from her. It got to the point I had to put her in a strangle hold, was the only thing I could think of without getting myself seriously hurt…I’m not sure why I grab her mouth and pretended to be King Kong and pry her jaws apart…might of been some kind of submission hold I read somewhere or how to break a wolfs jaws. She did end up getting me 4 months later by sucker punching me in the mouth when I came out of the kitchen…split my lip wide open and I saw stars literally.
So whats the best beating you put on your girlfriend/boyfriend…husband/wife?