[QUOTE=si_blakely]
You gotta use the bathroom
cause if you try to use the cockpit the pilots get to go first :smack:
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She probably didn’t want to share Ralph with the pilots 
[QUOTE=lawoot]
She probably didn’t want to share Ralph with the pilots
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They don’t call it the “cockpit” for nothin’.
[QUOTE=BrainGlutton]
If you have to imagine, obviously you’re not acquainted with glory holes.
Few ladies are, I’m sure. But all men are familiar with them, at least as an observed phenomenon.
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Can’t say that I’ve ever seen one.
Didn’t anyone ask if when she was having her orgasm did she call out, “Ralph, Ralph, oh give it to me Ralph!”
Or was it, “Rafe, Rafe, oh give it to me Rafe!”
[QUOTE=Fir na tine]
None of the replies have addressed the mechanics of this. I can barely fit into the lav to stand and take a leak. For the life of me I can’t figure out any way to connect Tab A to Slot B or even to have Tab A licked, folded, spindled or otherwise handled by the owner of Slot B.
Will someone please enlighten us on technique? 
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Maybe they used the same lav that was featured in the first episode of 24 Series 1. That thing (in which a photographer and a female “terrorist” have sex) was ginormous, like the Presidential Suite at the MGM Grand.
Still, I’m sure with the appropriate motivation and a reasonable amount of flexibillity as to what goes where, one can figure it out, especially if one is motivated by the prospect of getting down with a celebrity. I mean, if Famke Janssen or Martina Gedeck came on to me on a flight, I’d find some way to make it work.
Stranger
You can add me to the list of “Me, too”. I mean, gawd, it was Ralph Fiennes!!!
As for hor, he could have sat on the toilet and her on his lap. Or if she was light enough - and I didn’t follow the link - he could have lifted her against the wall, or onto the sink.
Neither of them could be large people but it could be done.
Apparently Ralph was on his way to a Safe Sex conference at the time…perhaps he just wanted to practice his presentation?
[don’t know how to box this.]Mr Fiennes, who is dating Belfast-born interior designer Sirin Lewenden, was flying to India as a Unicef ambassador to promote awareness of HIV and safe sex at the time.[/should learn how to box things]
[QUOTE=kittenblue]
Apparently Ralph was on his way to a Safe Sex conference at the time…perhaps he just wanted to practice his presentation?
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He was just checking for condom machines.
[QUOTE=kittenblue]
Apparently Ralph was on his way to a Safe Sex conference at the time…perhaps he just wanted to practice his presentation?
[don’t know how to box this.]Mr Fiennes, who is dating Belfast-born interior designer Sirin Lewenden, was flying to India as a Unicef ambassador to promote awareness of HIV and safe sex at the time.[/should learn how to box things]
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For future reference, do the brackets exactly the same way but write the word “QUOTE” inside the brackets.
[QUOTE=Pushkin]
Couldn’t Mr Fiennes just deny the event and save the poor girl her job? Seems like the mannerly thing to do.
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Doubtful, now that she claims he thrust himself upon her, so to speak.
All you people are hot for Lord Voldemort? Eww.
[QUOTE=Contrapuntal]
Doubtful, now that she claims he thrust himself upon her, so to speak.
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Ah, bragging rights being more important than a regular wage 
[QUOTE=cmkeller]
All you people are hot for Lord Voldemort? Eww.
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Wasn’t he the English Patient, too?
Anyway, follow my link and you’ll see Voldemort.
Ralph Fiennes. Blech.
I wouldn’t to him in a Qantas loo.
I wouldn’t do him in Timbuktu.
I wouldn’t do #69.
I wouldn’t do him any time.
Seem that the BBC is asking the same question news.bbc.co.uk
Some comments on the legality of the act as well
Si
I vow to join this club someday.
As for Ralphie, … ewww.
[QUOTE=Contrapuntal]
Doubtful, now that she claims he thrust himself upon her, so to speak.
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[malvolio]
Some are born great, some achieve greatness . . .
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I don’t know why, but I had Harvey Fierstein conflated with Ralph Fiennes and, well, the image was odd and puzzling.
From the article:
“The flight attendant has been stood down following an in-flight incident, …”
So, after being stood up, she’s been stood down.
[QUOTE=Spezza]
She walks in and bends over the toliet. He walks in. Nasty, nasty. He leaves. She leaves.
Not a member, but will be on April 25th/26th.
(Oh, and if anybody has a reason why my plan won’t work, please let me know before April 24th. Thanks.)
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Are you hot? It’s a federal offense to be smokin’ in an aircraft lavatory.