tracer, I love you and want to have like, a million of your babies.
(Excuse me for the Non-Zellweger film quote reference.)
Um, anyway, Renee’s cheeks totally do not go with the rest of her appearance. It’s scary that her face only looks normal when she’s gained weight for Bridget Jones, and otherwise she looks like a chipmunk directly following dental surgery. That – in addition to the fact that her elbow is the widest part of her arm at her “normal” weight – might be a clue to her that she’s too stinking thin.
We’re all friends here. If you have a scat fetish [link deleted] it’s OK if you admit it. :rolleyes:
But seriously though, I don’t give a :eek: about her eye “problem”. A woman that beautiful (even when she’s thick) could easily make a manslave out of me. I actually love her eyes. I’m quite an eye and ass man.
I don’t think there’s anything wrong with her eyes. The thing I find distracting is she seems to have extremely oily skin. Whenever I see her, I always think she needs a tissue to blot the excess oil.
Ugh…
I hope it’s not Weight Watchers.
Is it me, or does it seem like no one in Hollywood has learn from Cher’s infomercial mistake? Why am I seeing Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins on “Montel”!?
It is Weight Watchers, and yes, she’s signed quite a hefty deal with them, reputedly WW is going to pay her at least six figures for every single pound she loses after the Bridget Jones shoot is over.
Since I’ve already ranted, I won’t expound on my personal opinion of this particular business deal.
Hey, if she can be a shrewd enough business woman to conceive of and execute such a business deal (or at least employ the right people who can, and do), then kudos to her. You’ve got to admit, that’s a pretty clever move. Besides, why not lose 20-25 pounds w/ W.W. for the kind of $$ they are probably paying her? The only difference here is that she’ll be putting on the weight first for an artistic and fiscal endevour.
She has naturally almond shaped eyes and fleshy cheeks. Combine that all together and smile----you get squinty eyes. I have the same problem. I have almond shaped eyes (and I have no Asian ancestry), high fleshy cheeks, and my damn eyes disappear when I smile. I look stupid.
Oops, sorry fer teh porn link. Figured I’ve seen threads linking to PETA and ELF so PR0N couldn’t be any worse . Guess with that line I better head over to the pit and await my flames;)
“Overweight” according to the msmith537 Fatty-fat Fat Chick Detector[sup]TM[/sup] basically consists of having your gut hang over your wasteband elastic or looking like someone stuffed an uncooked ham into your pants.
Bear in mind that what you see on the screen may differ from what what you see in real life. IOW, in real life, Ms Zeilweiger probably looks fine at 138 lbs. On the big screen, playing the role of a frumpy middle-aged single English woman, those extra lbs make her look a little chunkicide on the chunky side. I couldn’t tell you what’s up with her face.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who catches this. She always seems a little too convincing in those “delusional” roles (Nurse Betty, Chicago). I’m always waiting for the day she shows up with her bra on the outside, wearing a dead cat on her head, smeared lipstick…
You know, I was watching a movie todaywith Audrey and Shirley MacLaine from 1961. Shirley and Renee have similar eyes, I found.
Don’t you think? I bet the resemblance would be stronger if Shirley didn’t look so depressed. http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00006L92W.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
Speaking of wierd eyes…what’s going on with Lucy Liu’s eyes ?
It always looks like her right eye is squinting and I swear I am the only one who notices.
[Will Ferrell] I Feel Like I’m Taking Crazy Pills!![/Will Ferrell]
I’m always reading about Renee Zellweger and her crazy squinty eyes and I’ve even read that she has some medical condition that makes her puffy. I always wondered how she managed to creep over an accepted level of puffiness in the mind of the general public. She looks acceptable and normal to me. Just about every single person I know is weirder looking than she is.
And she looked fine in Bridget Jones. When she’s vacuuming in her underwear there’s no fat hanging over! The only time she has fat hanging over in that movie is when she’s wearing the pinchy bunny suit and it was specifically small and shot to make her look like a sausage for comedic effect. Also, 32 isn’t middle aged, it’s just adult. Even by a conservative estimate middle age does not start until over 34 and even that is subject to debate by 36 year olds.
Maybe what people should be talking about is how every time you see Nicole Kidman her pony tail is way too tight and her eyebrows look like darts aimed at flanking enemies.
Well, I know you’d probably not believe me, but if you’re thin and of fine bone structure, like her, that would be porky. At 110, I am the porkiest I’ve been since I was 7 months pregnant. If my weight varies by 5 lbs. either way, people notice BIG TIME. It depends on the person. I think she has a great body at her regular weight and she’s cute, but pudgy at her Bridget weight.
Yeah, Renee Zellweger has a great body at her “regular” weight. This is, of course, because visible ribs, arms widest at the elbow and a protruding pelvic girdle are the epoch of attractiveness.
. Guess with that line I better head over to the pit and await my flames;)