We’ve probably done this before. Hell, I’ve probably started the thread before. But I hate everyone today and am feeling cruel besides.*
Anyway …
I have never understood the fuss some guys make about Jessica Alba. To my eyes she is, at best, slightly better looking than average. But she seriously needs to eat about twenty ginger snaps a week for about a year. Why men salivate over her I simply can’t understand.
Anybody else? Feel free to mock either men or women.
Agree with you about Alba, but for different reasons - namely, her face. There’s something about her face that just makes me want to slap her, and not in a good way.
Jessica Biel – butterface.
Rosario Dawson – butterface.
Julia Roberts – skeletal body, ordinary face, can’t act, no sex appeal, smiles like the Joker. Her success is a mystery to me. I’m insulted that Hollywood expects me to think she’s hot.
Zac Efron. A lot of my friends drool over him, but to me he looks like a twelve-year-old with a particularly awful haircut. Just don’t see the appeal at all.
I agree with Diogenes the Cynic on Julia Roberts. I found that watching Closer was ruined for me when Jude Law’s character chose a woman whom I found less attractive both as a person and physically than Natalie Portman’s character.
Behold Jessica Alba before she lost the weight. It’s a damn shame to see a girl starve an ass like that, especially when the rest of her is so ordinary. Her face is utterly vacant.
Pamela Anderson. She looks like an over-the-hill stripper, or a 12-year-old boy’s idea of what a ‘sexy’ woman looks like. In true Barbie fashion, I just can’t picture her as having nipples or genitalia.
Complete agreement. He’s got weird lumps all over his face. Not attractive at all. Ditto Russell Crowe. My best friend thinks he’s the hottest thing in the world, but I don’t see it at ALL.
Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and others interchangeable with them. They’re just far too skanky for me. Britney just made it even worse, by pretending for all those years that she was so wholesome and pure: At least Madonna’s honest about it.
Ann Coulter. Yes, she has a very prominent secondary sex characteristic, but it’s her Adam’s apple. The only thing I can see that would make her appealing to anyone is that she’s Aryan, and even at that, I’ll bet she dyes.
And I’m not in any way repulsed by Angelina Jolie: By everyday standards, she’s an above-average woman. But by Hollywood standards, she’s not much, and I can almost always find someone else on the screen I’d rather look at.
