What's up with birthday spankings?

Factual Questions
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Yeah, when it’s used in reference to a kid, it’s a teasing thing…“don’t get too smug about all the presents and cake; there’s a down-side to this birthday thing, too.”

With adults, however, it constitues a form of foreplay. I have extremely fond memories of my cheerleader girlfriend’s (back in our high-school days) 18th birthday.

22

I have never seen such a legit GQ question hijacked by such inanity before. But then, I don’t get around much.

Carry on.

23

Is birthday spanking a US phenomenon? Can anybody from a different country attest to it?

24

I’m just being silly cuz I can’t think of anything. And there is pressure to think up with something, since my birthday IS coming up. I’ve got friends who are mean and immature enough to actually administer the spankings. :frowning:

25

Actually, same situation here. Fortunately, they’re all at least 100 miles away at the moment. Ha!

26

:mad:

Just had to rub it in, didn’tcha?! Meanie.
Ok. Let’s get serious here. I suppose ultimately it is up to me to save myself.
Theories to Explain the Sadistic Act of Spanking People on Their Birthdays

  1. adam’s and Uke’s Foreplay Theory
  2. Ben’s Torture Theory (My first theory is just a repackaged version of this.)
  3. My Other Theory: It’s tied to something dark and sinister and if we really knew its origin we’d never have started up this thread. Or at least DRY and I wouldn’t have flirted on it.

Well, maybe not even that. :smiley:

This list is pathetic. Help, someone!

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Actually, come to think of it, some of em are the type of people who’d drive that distance in no time. Damn, I’m doomed. Maybe I can find a good hiding spot…