I see…you’re working your way up to the crappy nightclub Jerry Seinfeld impersonations. Keep trying, and maybe someday you’ll actually be funny.
Hey, Dave, did you notice he knocked on the Bills up there? Shall we roast him further?
–elm
“We apologize for the error in last week’s paper in which we stated that Mr. Arnold Dogbody was a defective in the police force. This was a typographical error. We meant, of course, that Mr. Dogbody is a detective in the police farce.” --correction in the Ely Standard (UK)
The Bills…LOL…only team to go to the Superbowl 4 times and lose EVERY single time! They gave up their only good player, Curtis Martin. Oh yeah grill me baby, grill me…oh and by the way: I believe THIS was Karen…“That stupid looking head that’s floating around on your web page; the one that looks like Eddie Munster…what’s
up with that? Is that TheArtist? Why would anyone want to post that for all the world to see? Floating Eddie Munster head.”
And THIS was ALSO Karen…“we don’t CARE what one another looks like. You’re the only one who seems to be judging others by their looks.”
Hmmmmm…seems to be the pot calling the kettle black…
We don’t care what one another looks like…meaning anyone but you. YOU, however, first started this whole thing about looks, meaning that YOU, my freakish and deformed friend, are fair game as far as looks are concerned. And if you want to see my picture in a vain attempt to make fun of me for it, I’ll be glad to send one your way. I’m not at all worried. Oh, and by the way, which football team do you like? I’m sure the answer will be amusing.
Actually, believe me, there was a time that I thought my beloved Broncos were going to go the way of the Bills…winless in Superbowl bids. I feel your pain. Fortunately they finally proved that they could win one…er…two.
<< I believe THIS was Karen…"That stupid looking head that’s floating around on your web page; the one that looks like Eddie Munster…what’s up with that? Is that TheArtist? [bold]Why would anyone want to post that for all the world to see?[/bold]
Ayup, I said that. What? You don’t like your own medicine? Poor baby.
How could someone who looks as goofy as you do, make fun of someone else?
<< And THIS was ALSO Karen…“we don’t CARE what [bold]one another[/bold] looks like. You’re the only one who seems to be judging others by their looks.” Hmmmmm…seems to be the pot calling the kettle black >>
No. More like the SDMB onlooker jumping in to call the moron ugly and obnoxious.
<< We don’t care what one another looks like…meaning anyone but you. YOU, however, first started this whole thing about looks, meaning that YOU, my freakish and deformed friend, are fair game as far as looks are concerned. >>
What she said.
There is no must in art, because art is free. -Kandinsky
And it would have been only one, had the Vikings (my second favorite team, if only because I watched Randy Moss when he was at Marshall and shamelessly jumped on the Vikings bandwagon when he was drafted) actually done what they were supposed to do and beaten the Falcons. I never have the luck. But you have to admit, the Bills probably have more heart than any other team in football. No matter how much they suck (and trust me, they have sucked quite a bit in years past) or how far they’re down in any particular game (the former Houston Oilers can vouch for that), they will play as hard as they possibly can. And you have to love Doug Flutie. Even if you don’t like what he does on the field, respect what he does off the field, for his child and others.
I am all behind that…Doug Flutie is the bomb. He should never have gone to Canada…Ditka didn’t know what he had. Oh and Karen…I can take it…I was just pointing out that you don’t practice what you PREACH…LOL
I am a firm believer in the idea that there are limited teams with which players (especially QBs, but to a lesser extent everyone) can reach their full potential. For a good example of what I’m talking about, look at Testaverde. How many teams did he suck for before he had a damned good year with the Jets? Flutie just needed to find the right team, and for him, that was the Bills.
I think it’s fine to comment, kind of the whole idea of a message board…I think. Like I stated before…you are welcome to cast stones, I have a tennis raquet. =)
I just find it interesting that you engage in what you think is so terrible. (The plot is working…Karen has already thrown away some of her morals…the rest will soon follow…)
I hope you’re not counting me in “the rest.” Most people on this board will agree with me when I say I have very few morals left to throw away, so I’m not very cavalier about tossing them aside.
It’s a joke…
Testaverde is good as well. I only dog the Bills because I have a very good friend who is a HUGE Bills fan who used to unmercifully dog me when the Broncos were winless in Superbowls. I think it was the uniform change. At first I hated it…tradition you know. Then it grew on me. Now I like it and they’re winning…LOL What’s up with that?
Do clothes really “make the man?”
I hope not, because those “new” uniforms are truly awful. The numbers look like something you’d get at a hardware store to put on your door or your mailbox. The Ravens have the same problem (along with many, many more problems, if you ask me). And, to borrow a phrase, what is up with the nasty orange stripes running down the sides of the jerseys and the pants? How do they keep those aligned when they play football? Every time I look, they’re always perfectly straight, and it baffles me.
True, What’s up with the lineman hanging their bellies out over their pants? Even my own lineman! Geez…(you’d think that their outfitter could get them something that fits!) At least they have an excuse…someone chooses their clothes for them…
The Ravens are already changing their logo…
and that’s a good thing.
I’d imagine it’s more comfortable, and allows them to move more. I know I can’t move well when I have stuff tucked into my pants, and moving around isn’t even my job. But I wouldn’t point out the fact that they have big bellies if I ran into one of those guys on the street, considering that they a) get paid more than I’ll make in a lifetime for being monstrously huge, and b) could probably hammer me into the pavement with their bare hands…and no hammer.
<< Oh and Karen…I can take it…I was just pointing out that you don’t practice what you PREACH…LOL >>
You’re arrogant and you’re ignorant. When newbie morons like you pop onto this MB and jump into everyone’s shit, I’ll be one of the first to clobber 'em. Count on it.
<< Karen has already thrown away some of her morals…the rest will soon follow…) >>
Now THIS is funny. 'Bout time you came up with a good one.
“Artist”, ole buddy, I hafta clue you in. You’ve been pounced on like a fresh carp at a cat show because you jumped in with a supercilious, snobby, know-it-all attitude without even proving yourself worthy. A lot of us have already been through our trial by fire, or else we’ve eased onto the board with cogent, salient, yes, even humble observations. No one ever took the SDMB by storm, and you’re not gonna be the first. I suggest you take your lumps, swallow your pride and gain a little respect before you start acting like a reg. We can dish it out to each other because we’ve grown to know and respect each other, even when we disagree. This entitles us to kick each other’s butts harder than you’re entitled to, and it also entitles us to kick upstart newbie butts even harder, especially cause we’re prone to gang-ass-kick. It’s what we do around here, but it works for us.
Take a step back, and start again, and lose the attitude. You’ll probably fit in just fine around here (we’ll let you know if you don’t). But you gotta earn it. If that seems less than fair and egalitarian, tough tofu. That’s the way the SDMB is. Like it, lump it, or leave it.
Just a little friendly advise from…
The Dave-Guy
“since my daughter’s only half-Jewish, can she go in up to her knees?” J.H. Marx
Amazing…I must be the only guy who calls HIMSELF an idiot that gets branded as arrogant…LOL
Point well taken…But the Bills still suck…
=)
By the way the Academy Awards was full of people that are absolutely no different than you and I…er…um…er…except maybe for the money, clothes, cars, and jewelry. Other than that I didn’t see any difference then people you might meet at 7-11 buying a big gulp of Dr. Pepper and a bag of Cheetos…
Hm, yes. Well, just to fill you in, “Artist,” my day job IS illustration and graphic design. So far, it’s paid well enough to fund my own website (rather than trying to pass off a Geocities site as a “professional” site), run my own studio and maintain a household, as well as having spared me having to pitifully beg for work over an unremarkable website.
Not to mention that my artwork is the honest-to-goodness effort of my own two hands, and not just hastily rendered Photoshop images slapped together with the Alien Skin plug-in, or crappy swipes from porno mags.
That being said, I’d sure like to see some of your graphic applications at work … for being in the business twenty years, and for talking yourself up so big, you sure weren’t able to point to anypone USING your laughable, slapped-together crap.
As for me, my resume includes WB Animation, Fox Animation, DC Comics, Archie Comics, the Atlantic Monthly, Sega Games, and more more more.
Quit my day job? Why, so I could plummet to your level?
-An epistle most prosaic, courtesy of Calamity Jon.
Jon can be seen swinging from trees at ape-law.com