They’re scientologists, I doubt they process reality the same way we do, kiddokat. 
The ‘after’ picture isn’t a very good likeness, though. Here’s her Fox News page, with pictures. Similar, I guess, but smoother and more face-lift-y. Still not as scary as that Shepard guy…I think they grew him in a vat.
Actually, I can pretty much imagine ANY woman like that.
I dunno. I keep imagining a scenario that goes sumpin’ like this:
Greta: lying seductively in bed in a garish polyester kimono “c’mon, babe…let’s do it!”
Mr. Greta: trembling “Ummm…sure, cupcake. HEY! why don’t you… umm…turn over…YEAH! Turn over! We’ll do it doggy-style!!”
Greta: trying to see her old man through the slits that used to be her eyes “Again? But I love looking at you as you’re pounding away at me in all your male glory!!! Don’t you want to watch as my face contorts in sexual ecstacy???”
Mr Greta: * Mutely fiddling with his pecker…torn between desire and revulsion. Again.*
Greta: Her face contorted…this time by anger, he thinks. (It’s kinda hard to tell) “Well??? DON’T YOU???”
Mr. Greta: desperate now “Well, sure I do!! It turns me on to no end!! But I can’t stop myself when I see your face, baby! And I wanna make it last! I wanna go all night! I wanna fuck you like a monkey in the jungle, dammit!!! Turn over NOW! And…OPEN WIDE FOR CHUNKY!!!”
Greta: rending the fabric of her kimono in heated desire…as she assumes the position “YOU FILTHY ANIMAL!! TAKE ME NOW! DO ME LIKE THE BITCH I AM! OR AT LEAST LIKE THOSE BONOBOS ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL!!”
Mr Greta: Thanking God or Scientology for the Discovery Channel “Woo HOO! Turn over and let me drive you to St. Louie, baby!!!”
And…scene. Cut. That’s a wrap.
Oh, boy. All it takes is a question like “What’s up with Greta Van Sustern’s Face?” to send me into a flurry of scenario writing. Dangerous…very dangerous. 
realizing that smilie somewhat resembles GVS’s face in the “after pic.” Yikes!