vacation from school I am doing nothing all day why shouldn’t I do whatever I want
why is the Internet so critical of my choices
As long as you don’t drive or do something equally irresponsible, I don’t care if you drink yourself into the gutter at 7 a.m.
The internet criticizes your choices? The damned thing doesn’t talk to me at all.
There is nothing about getting drunk at 2 pm that getting drunk at 10 am won’t cure. Of course I get off work at 8:00 am.
Because it makes you an evil person and a social misfit who should be incarcerated for at least ten years in solitary confinement.
And the early evening hangover is a bitch.
Because people get a kick out of being self-superior assbags over any perceived difference between themselves and others. It’s the same reason why waking up at noon gets you smug “good MOOOO-RNING, sunshine!” commentary from the peanut gallery, even if you worked until three in the morning the night before. Doing exactly the same things that they do, but at a different time than they personally would do them, is plenty sufficient to mark you as an inferior.
Now then, I’m off to work, so have one for me, will you?
Because you’ll feel like ass around six, and it’ll be too early for bed.
If my wireless router started talking to me, I’d think that that’s a good time to put the bottle down.
You’re not drunk enough yet.
You will still see the vomit pool when you turn the light off if you drink during the daytime.
Because the booze has made you forget how to use CAPS & smalls.
Don’t you want to have your wits about you, should your mental girlfriend require a virtual shoulder to figuratively cry on?
I suppose it depends on the definition of drunk but you should never get drunk. feeling mildly relaxed (well below the legal definition) would be much more preferred than room spinning tomfoolery.
Skip the booze and progress to shooting dope. You’re be narcoleptic from it, for sure, but you’ll care less about the whole mental g/f thing.
Ah, fond memories. There’s no drunk better than an early morning drunk. It made old episodes of I Luv Lucy hilarious.
Amen! Was only drunk before noon once and it was the roughest hangover.
Have none of you people ever heard of naps?
There are vomit pools? Who knew? I’m thinkin’ the colored lights would be useless but the waterfall would be awesome.
Unless, of course, the plan is just stay drunk for twelve straight hours.
A nap always made it worse, for me. I need a full night’s sleep to get over the hangover.
Actually, since I was about 25, nothing circumvents the hangover.