At least twice a day I pick up the phone and hear the familiar sound of a fax machine on the other end asking for permission to send me a document. I always hang up because the call comes in on a special line that nobody in the outside world should have (it’s reserved for field technicians who call me for test assist on data lines).
Today I decided to forward the call to our fax machine and see what somebody was trying so anxiously to send. Here’s what I got:
Here are the main red flags as I see them:
•Sale Price of $349 compared to Retail price of $3000 represents an 88% discount.
•No company name anywhere on the document.
•Randomly faxed to non-fax numbers.
•Fax transmittal attempted several times per day (somebody really needs to get rid of some vacations!)
•Addressed to All Corporate Employees (In other words, any employee of any corporation).
•Dept assumed to be responsible for sending the fax being referred to in the 3rd person.
•We rely on your internal grapevine to make our sales.
•A bold face lie. This fax will probably continue to circulate long after the bombs have fallen.
•In other words, almost anyody on the face of the panet.
•Bonus for reserving today = more free stuff!
•General low quality appearance of the document.
My biggest reason for throwing these faxes in the trash is that if such deals really do exist, a good travel agent should be able to get one for you.
What else can I tell my coworkers when I see them drooling over these faxes to stop them from picking up the phone & giving out their credit card number?